Remembering The Time When I Was In A Strange Online BDSM Relationship With A Guy From Tunisia And I Cut

I got @musicalyeetreblr into Higurashi and I feel so proud of myself and now this is the shit they got me doing

Literally how Henry Higgins is treated

I hate when people call Henry Higgins sexist cuz like if u analyze this man you can tell that he’s never had sex in his life

Stop calling ppl sexist when they’ve never had sex

I used to have this Buckingham plush that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭😭😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

Killing him

taking this out of the reblogs of my last post @deez-no-relation because I think it's important and its own thought.

There isn't any place similar to Tumblr on the internet. Here and now is the last shreds of an internet that was, an internet that could exist without monetization. An internet that lasted through so many ~pivots to video~, an internet that is text and gif and photo first. An internet that is driven by serendipity and the impetus of the user to do the searching, the digging, the work that is just handed to you by algorithms on other sites for the purpose of better advertising to you.

The best part about Tumblr is the reason why it can't monetize and I have been hitting up against this wall for literal years. There's magic here because it's one of the places that hasn't been overrun by ads. Every social site's business model relies on those midrolls, prerolls, in between story slides, because the money is what keeps them running.

Someone joked about making Tumblr a UNESCO World Heritage site and honestly? That's where my brain goes, too. Tumblr is a library. Tumblr is a museum. Tumblr is a third place. Tumblr is where people can go to be inspired and go feral over shit they love and indulge in passion and process their shit. How do you monetize that safely?

@taylorswift honestly this is your moment to bankroll Tumblr and save the internet (just kidding....) (unless.....)

I just wanna ask a question

Who is Beef Wellington?

Anyone wanna come to my house? We have modern plumbing.

Holy shit this the most beautiful thing I’ve seen FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

and let me get your head on the conjugal bed, i say, i say, i say…

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

Professor Henry Higgins from My Fair Lady

"How about you totally go fuck yourself with your foot, I'm sure it would fit all the way up that giant fucking asshole of yours!"