Fucking Stab That Reblog Button If You Hate Pedos

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

w h y ?

🎄Merry Thiccmas Y’all🍑🎄

unless...?

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

I have tears.

IT TOOK SO LONG TO FIND BUT HERE IT IS. PLEASE WATCH THIS, IT IS TEAR-INDUCINGLY BEAUTIFUL. 

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

Reblog if you think Brock's laugh is adorable

hey, guys!! delirious turned down potentially winning lots of money to protect his identity.

hopefully now, everyone telling him it’s “so easy” to just “turn on the webcam” will finally realize that he is absolutely serious about keeping his identity secret.

the guy turned down a massive amount of money for privacy. stop being assholes by bombarding him for a reveal.

this has been a psa :)