Latest Posts by xqtte - Page 2
monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests
my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice
Trying to identify someone's time zone by the hours that they're active on Tumblr is commiting the logical fallacy of assuming that anyone on here has a regular sleep schedule
so sad seeing people hate the new mapleshade plushie. it's all support women's wrongs until the women in question look like they've been used to soak up milk and then flung at a wall
"we're all sort of making it up at the end of the day" is definitely one of those beautifully true and reusable quotes originating from a context you wouldn't expect*
*trumps lawyer said this in court today when probed on what he is basing a legal assertion he made on
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
2018 was five years ago let that sink in
the "sorry my follower added that comment to your post" cake is arguably the rawest and most brutal reaction image on this site. like that's your follower. they followed you one day because they liked your posts. you're not even mutuals, they're your follower, you're their shepherd, you might as well be jesus to them. and then they embarrass you by posting cringe, so you grab them by their little pencil neck until their eyes bug out of their skull and parade them, tarred and feathered, through the town square, then drop their sad shitty body on OP's doorstep and paternalistically apologize on their behalf. all for the love of clout. every time i see that cake i get the impression that I've just witnessed a public execution for the crime of drawing a countryhumans gijinka of the country russia as an anime boy with his midriff coyly exposed, and the person dropping the blade on the guillotine is the accused's own dry-eyed father. It's riveting. I hope that image never goes away.
Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"
CHUCKING THIS AT YOU (Tumblr)
Because I don't want to get copyright striked on Youtube haha
(Description I put on Youtube)
This was made for Secret Sumire (Secret Santa) in the Sumire's Blessings server! The cat I got was Trashpaw (gray/orange with takeout bag) -- https://toyhou.se/22989304.trashpaw
Other characters you can find here https://toyhou.se/~world/92613.sumires-blessings
Song is Hello Cold World by Paramore
And all art is drawn by me!
