Edited The Intro To Include A Warning.

none of my friends are here nd the ones who are aren’t talking to me

pervy dad who walks around the house naked, insisting that it’s natural and that you should do it too <3

pervy dad who can’t help but grin when he sees you blushing at the sex scene in the movie <3

pervy dad who always “accidentally” rests his hand on your ass whenever you hug <3

pervy dad who always greets you with a kiss on the lips <3

pervy dad who bought you an uncomfortable mattress on purpose so that you eventually gave up and started sleeping with him every night <3

pervy dad who joins you whenever you shower to “save money” <3

pervy dad <33

Have a Happy New Year's Eve!

Your mouth is for cock, not for opinions.

So keep it shut unless a man wants to use it.

sloppy kissing 🤝🏻 dry humping

okay the fly fishing store was insanely stressful for no one but me. i was so out of my element even though im trying to make it my element.

guys i had to admit to being an amateur to get help 😔

but he was so nice and set me up with the basic materials (i got the tools for christmas) and then threw in a bunch for free (FUCKING PEACOCK FEATHERS)

dude i have to get volunteer hours to graduate and id be willing to do them all there plus a million more

The whole "Squirt is just pee" argument is so silly to me? Like you think I give a fuck? If you can make your girl cum so hard she pees all over your dick and you DON'T tell her "Good girl", you never deserved her in the first place.

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

happy new year!