All I Want Is A Hello Kitty CD Player To Play Mcr On IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

I’m sorry guys lizzie is actually short for lesbian

lizzie is short for lizard

if i got big boots i promise i would step on you,,, as a treat

if wonder if trans rights will ever get far enough that ben shapiro will be forced to participate in neopronoun discourse

in the next animal crossing game timmy and tommy will be all grown up and working at femboy hooters

how does straight sex work??

nevermind that was NOT my doctor

yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean

not to be straight but I actually have 2 different types of bois I’m in to

Nice, kinda nerdy boys. They have a really dumb sense of humor and are able to laugh with you, but they can also have a serious discussion about politics or a movie. They’re smarter than you’ll ever be, but it’s ok because they aren’t narcissistic about it and never try to argue with your core beliefs. They’d offer to pay for dinner but wouldn’t bat an eye if you offered to pay. They wanna take things slow and nearly die at the idea of just holding your hand. They truly do care about you and just wanna make you smile.

and eboys

why can’t i gently hold the snails in animal crossing

i fucking hate twitter. all it is is cancelling and bambooclat and i don’t even what the fuck bombaclatt is

*squirms into your dms*