not to be a bisexual stereotype but I get crushes on everyone in a ten foot radius
babe no fuck not this one
babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf
my teenage rebellion is not wearing socks with my converse even though my mom told me to
the reason “dog” is “god” spelled backwards is because “god” and “dog” are opposites. unlike god, dogs do not care what sins you have committed
bohemian rhapsody but you’re listening to it through my broken earbods
me, eating gummy bears: down the water slide you go, little buddy :)
if you are below the age of 15 i am blocking you
ok this happened a few days ago but
my millennial ap government and politics teacher, randomly in the middle of class, turning around from her computer: guys guess what! coronavirus has been declared a global pandemic!!
entire class: *begins cheering and clapping*
apgov teacher: yeah!!
this was before anyone even thought we would get school off