The Entire Month Of August Is Like The Sunday Evening Of The Year Where You Think You Have Your Shit

i just want to be a dirty boy who does not shower

when boomers said they hate millennials gen z really just went “lmaoooo me too”

when

my friends don’t think i’m funny but at least 13 people on tumblr do

fuck tits.

trans masc and wlw solidarity

my feet hurt why did i do this

my teenage rebellion is not wearing socks with my converse even though my mom told me to

How did you write an essay as if it were a post on tumblr

hey yall!!! i’m writing a paper on using preferred pronouns for a class and i wanted to share the first paragraph i wrote because i like it!!

I believe in using preferred pronouns. The reason I hold this belief so strongly, no joke, ties in directly with my take on the meaning of life. To be honest, we’re all just floating about on this space orb we call Earth, there isn’t much rhyme or reason to anything we do. But you know what’s the coolest thing we can do on this funky ball? We can make people happy! We can spread joy, legitimately the most rad superpower and any of us can do it! “But!” I hear you say as you read this (I have very good hearing), “I haven’t a dime to my name for spreading such joy”. To this I say fear not! Because a specific, wonderful group of people use something called “preferred pronouns”. I absolutely LOVE learning a person’s preferred pronouns, because in my eyes, it’s as if being offered a magic key, engraved with the words “hey! If you ever want to make me feel happy, use this!”. Dear friend, you have just given me a superpower, and I cannot wait to use it!

my teenage rebellion is not wearing socks with my converse even though my mom told me to

pewdiepie ran so dream could speedrun

yo gamer we’re hanging out tomorrow right?