Can't Rightly See Our "Inbox" Either. Ack! Ain't Got A Clue What's Goin' On. We'll Sort It Out In A Jiffy,

why do u want new friends if u won’t even help the ones u have??? or should I say had. after all no one wants to be friends with a monster

I am helpin’ them! Everything I do is to help all of us!

您来自中国哪里?

广州!

what's your beef with her then? why can't she just slowly recover somewhere out of your hair?

I'm simply preparing for the eventuality of her comin' back to these parts!

Grasshopper (1987) by Peter Blegvad from Imagine, Observe, Remember

would either of you like a hug???

Sure! Figure it might be hard to transmit one, but thanks for the sentiment!

uh, i kinda like my personal space. but thanks for thinking of me.

William, youre french right ?

Nope! You must be thinkin’ of Thomas.

hello? hello? is anyone there?

You know what, yeah, an evil biographer. It’s a hypothetical, like the ship of Theseus thing, so it doesn’t have to completely make sense. If you know that an evil biographer was responsible for putting you here, would you be angry at them?

Huh! S'pose I can't really remember being outside clearly enough to say one way or the other. No comparison point, so no way to say personally how I'd feel, really!

you should try the boop feature! it's only for today!

Boop oop de doop!

Hey Will, have you ever recorded (or performed at all) any songs in Mandarin?

Not a recording, persay, but I remember snippets -- an attempt -- humming walking down an alleyway -- midday glare -- smell of the herbs in a medicine store -- Couldn't tell ya the lyrics in full, though. Felt the strains of a beginning in my teeth -- whistlin'?