With Regards To Distractions, Do You Think We Should Send Emails To The Same Address?

I have no idea what is going on here but I think I might be in love Followed for the politeness of following back, stayed for the insanity -Bill

Thanks, Bill! Nice to make your acquaintance! Glad ya get a kick outta our antics!

hi bill. ho pe we are n't insan e but g lad it's d oing so me g ood if we ar e haha. cat ch ya o n the flips ide

what's the big red box?

Figure that's Mallory Jane's little whastahoosit -- she and Henry got their kicks noodlin' around on all these on-line musical gizmos for a while -- they'd jam out for a bit and then wax a disc. Can't say where the tunes have gone now -- I bet one of 'em's got it all stashed somewhere.

Hello, everybody! Long time no see!

s or ry it's be en a littl e bi t.

Hope everything’s been goin’ well on your front. Oh, it’s been a stellar time for us! Can’t believe Henry and I celebrated our one-year-anniversary just a week ago.

ther e was a par t y but it ha d to be pr etty quiet. you kn ow why. than ks for all the wel l- wis hes t hou gh!

Now, I’ve been hard at work. Henry here’s helped me gain more of an understanding of what kinda li’l’ procedures may be a bit more, well, humane-like to be subjectin’ folks to. Together, we’ve designed a bit o’ something that may help undo the li’l’ experiment I carried out a couple of years ago. We’ve designed it to be a sort of game. Painless! Harmless! You tell ‘em, Henry!

well, i woul dn't call it a game , ex ac tl y, but more of ext ra h an ds on d eck du r ing th e actual operation. s ort ing ou t th e signals, t hat ki nd of thing. it shouldn't hurt them at all. and shouldn't hurt us. i made sure of th at.

Yes! Extra hands on deck! We’re gonna need your help. Stay tuned!

If you love me, Henry, you don’t love me in a way I understand.

Do you know how it ends? Do you feel lucky? Do you want to go home now?

There’s a bottle of whiskey in the trunk of the Chevy and a dead man at our feet

staring up at us like we’re something interesting.

This is where the evening splits in half, Henry, love or death. Grab an end, pull hard,

and make a wish.

- Wishbone, Richard Siken

Damn! You and me too, Richard! I oughtta grab a drink with this fella!

Hey Will! We're working on a peaceful way to make your passage safe, which might take a while since we're coordinating it with Henry. For a backup plan though, you might want to start learning/rehearsing some country songs (we'll explain if it comes to it)

Golly, thanks, pals! I ain't sure I got the instruments with me to make any genuine country, but I can start compilin' my favorite tunes — and send any recommendations you kids have too! I know Henry, Mal, and @fortunateisle got all kinds of ways to compile tunes all collaborative-like — I don’t have that know-how, but if there’s somethin’ you kids especially like to use, pass it over!

when did you leave Chinatown?

I don't recall too exactly, but I'd wager sometime in the early 1900s. Heard there was a big quake there but that doesn't really ring bells, so I must've been outta there by then.

dont act dumb, william. we all see through your facade. helping your friends doesn’t make them despise you, hide from you. all you did was help drag them into hell

Ey, get a load of this guy! Bold of you -- and flattering, honest -- to assume they're hidin' from me!

what was your sweetheart's name?

Huh…goddamnit. I suppose I can’t recall.

hello!! Welcome to my blog, what brings you here?

Hello! Nice to make your acquaintance! I've been using this "Digital Platform" to meet new folks!

william do you support women!

Yes! Wahoo!