Latest Posts by whotoldyouso - Page 4

love it when birds chirp next to my window and cock their little heads at me. i see you too baby

isn't it enough that i am sexy and smart? i have to be good at math too? bitch

i am plagued by visions? wrong. the visions are plagued by me

Birds that have the letter S as their neck. That S stands for Serve

ao3 is like the evolved pokemon version of wattpad

Avengers: Age of Ultron wrote Natasha Romanoff so badly that it was hilarious, and also gave her barely any screen time. But I'm tired of people saying that she was written badly because one of her most painful memories was being sterilized, or the fact that she considered herself to be a monster because she couldn't give birth. She isn't less of a strong female character because she wanted the capacity to bear children. If you think a woman's desire to bear children, or to want the capacity to bear children is somehow non-feminist, you should take a nice nap and think about why you would think that way. Natasha had her autonomy taken from her. She was in a line of work that took advantage of the fact that she was a woman. She was told she was nothing but a whore and a weapon. She was never nurtured, and was never given the chance or the option to nurture someone else, whether it was a child or a love interest. Natasha considering herself to be a monster because she was altered in a permanent way is harmful, but not abnormal or an insignificant characterization.

i'm sitting on the toilet thinking about how fear could have been our first emotion but love could have been too. fear to keep you alive, and love so that it was worth staying alive. so that the people around you know how it is to be held, how it is to be nursed back into health. so that those after you will remember, in their blood, what it means to love. because you loved. and will love.

suddenly i feel unsafe

i love choccy milk

best food ever

like as a sauce????

i love choccy milk

best food ever

i love choccy milk

best food ever

start sexualizing q tips

the name aubergine is much too good a name for such a vile, foul, debauched vegetable

can people just fucking shut their mouths and chew. is it that difficult. one moment i'm enjoying my food and the next moment i notice that the inside of your mouth looks like a cross between roadkill and rotting seminal fluid. stop

this bitch be bitchin

perhaps it is because i am an irredeemable bitch

is this hannigram

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why can i no longer see the number of people who disliked the youtube video i need to round up the fellow haters and sound the rallying cry

i peaked at six years old when i went up to my mom and told her i wanted to get pregnant by a girl and not a boy. she said it's not possible so i sobbed until i passed out

ngl if i saw captain america in the ice i'd just let him sit there. stay cold homie

now, i know you need to know how to use this. it's very simple.

woman: *expresses interest in a male, a certain type of food, or activity*

you: are straight girls okay???

alternatively-

woman:* partakes in an activity or a tradition that poses a threat to no one, and harms nobody's feelings*

you: lmaoo white women are so basic

And there you go! now you can actively be mean and demeaning towards women, because hey, they're white and straight! you said so! everybody will love you too, because you're fighting the oppressor, right? Yay!

hey y'all! no you must be thinking, tumblr isn't any place for misogyny! we'd detect it immediately! but not to worry, my friends. there is always a little space everywhere for a little bit of woman-hating. You can spread hate against women as long as you say 'white', 'straight', or better, 'white and straight'. Shove those two words in and BAM!! instant hit. You're so liberal now! no one will ever detect any misogyny!

hey y'all! now you must be thinking, tumblr isn't any place for misogyny! we'd detect it immediately! but not to worry, my friends. there is always a little space everywhere for a little bit of woman-hating. You can spread hate against women as long as you say 'white', 'straight', or better, 'white and straight'. Shove those two words in and BAM!! instant hit. You're so liberal now! no one will ever detect any misogyny!

I think it's silly how I'll study hard, pass and go to college. I'll study some more. And more. I stay up with bags under my eyes, I cry, I rot on the inside, I lose all my friends. Just because I'd like a job that lets me live comfortably. And when I finally do live comfortably, I'll never notice it. It'll all be about the next job, the next interview, the next meal. I won't look at the stars, at how they twinkle. I won't laugh freely. I won't wake up in the morning with the feeling that 'today is a new day'. If I have kids I won't ever look into their laughing faces and think this is innocence, or , This being shares my blood. I'll think, the world is going to ruin you the way it ruined me. There is nothing I can do to stop it. It will simply happen, the way it has happened to those before me.

cringemaxxing at the examination hall

physics derivations

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

please stop saying that daniel craig's james bond has no personality. he does, and it is called heinous bitch

throwback to when my delirious five year old sister sat on the toilet, counted on her fingers, and declared with bone-deep wonder and joy that 7 + 3 is eleven

people being shocked that the duolingo owl is now dead is silly. my powers of precognition informed me that duo was doomed the moment they gave him a gyatt

you are kidnapped by aliens and they are going to do an anal probe, do you extend your duolingo streak yes or no

'russian villain' this 'russian spy' that girl your own intelligence officials are selling information just accept the fact that your government is shit

one day my father will sneeze so hard that the sun will explode prematurely