Real Yappers Know How To Keep At Least One Unwilling Audience

my qualifications of being a girlfriend (pan / poly / no gender preference)

PROS

i am a girl

likes girls too

(that can be something both of us can relate to if u like girls)

i like cute things

i give nice hugs

love sending cute or random goofy photos

i love sending random "haha us" posts

will brag about you

will always be happy to have your attention

know how to cook water 💃🏼

CONS

i sometimes forget you exist but come back like time didn't pass at all

usually busy staring at my wall

yaps too much

a nerd

a stupid nerd

time zone problems most likely

i whine too much

demands attention and gets sad and will sulk at a corner when not given attention

I am having insane urges to also write a little for sleep token so let me throw this at you Thankyou

Vessel x GN reader

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Vessel who falls so hard for you. Who can’t physically keep himself from thinking about you, or talking about you, or finding excuses to be around you…

He spends hours talking about you to the other vessels, they each are well aware of his deep feelings for you, and honestly they’re shocked you haven’t picked up on it yet. Vessel knows he isn’t exactly secretive about it, but there’s a part of him that just wants you to know. He wants you to know how much he likes you and how badly he needs you and how he constantly fights the urge to reach out for you every single time you two are in the same room.

But despite all that, he is terrified. Terrified of you not returning his feelings. Terrified that if you were to find out how he felt it would scare you off. Terrified that it would just be too much for you and you’d leave, you’d leave him and he would be entirely to blame for it. He can’t take that risk he just can’t.

So instead he writes about you. He writes song after song after song about you. He dreams up everything he wants to do with you… do to you… and he uses that as his inspiration to write. Even if he never uses them, and just kept them to himself. He feels almost possessive over what he’s written about you, as if he doesn’t want anyone else in the world to see you how he sees you.

He lets you read some of them… the lesser obvious ones. And you read them with such passion, praising him for his beautiful words and incredible writing. And he just watches as you have no idea you’re reading about yourself.

yo these scammers most likely don't even know how to use the damn paypal 😭

dilf oc is born...

naked??

no! they have an eye patch! what do you mean naked??

Sending love beams to all my mutuals if u think u don't count think again u do bitch get love beamed pew pew💗💗💗

Me to aizawa:

Get me pregnant. Sorry I mean...knock me up. Sorry, sorry......put a baby in me? Uhhh. I meannnnnn.....please breed me. Sorry....I meant.....put a baby in me.....fuck

ITS CAKE DAY!