Izuku: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Guys I think life is getting good again
Katsuki: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Izuku: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Katsuki: No! Four to five seconds! Izuku: Too late!!!
Shouta: The past is gone, don’t live in it
Ghost Oboro: so are you having a mental break or has you frontal lobe finally developed?
*the boys doing something stupid* Shoto: I think we're missing something. Katsuki: Teamwork? Cohesion? Izuku: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Physically, mentally, or emotionally?
Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts
Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again
Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse
Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars
Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase
Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in
Katsuki, kissing Izuku: Hey sweetheart.
Izuku, kissing back: What’s up, babe.
Uraraka: Did we miss something?
Shouto: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.
Mina: What game?
Shinso: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.
Shouto: and whoever chickens out first loses.
Shota, with a knowing look: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?
Shinso: Three weeks.
Class 1-A:
Uraraka:
Shouto, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.
*** Later***
Izuku: no but seriously, did you see their faces?
Katsuki: I knOw. Uraraka looked like she wanted to cry *laughs*
Izuku, looking at Katsuki: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.
Katsuki: *sigh* Uraraka is going to have a stroke.
Masaru: Do you know where Katsuki is?
Mitsuki: Off somewhere. Disappointing God.
I'm sorry Australia. I didn't vote for him. I'm so sorry my stupid country has become fascist.
the fact that you didnt want this to happen means that its not your fault. while I may not be happy that trump won, I do not blame those who didn't vote for him. i blame the corruption that runs through so many country. i blame those who want to control others with no empathy for them. i blame people like trump for believing the "might is right" concept.
people in america that voted against trump, i do not blame you.
i blame the fucking idiots who run your country and leave you to suffer.
and so help me god if australia follows in their footsteps, I pray that the deaths in this country are smaller than we can hope.