Damian: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon
Damian: good night tree
Damian: good night ghosts only i can see
Dick, who was tucking him in: *shaking*
*Later*
Dick, still shaking and mumbling under his breath: ghosts? martha? Thomas?
Jason, walks around a corner:
Dick:*Screams*
Dick: oh its just you. thought Dami was right about the gohsts for a minute.
Jason: he is
Dick: what?
Jason: what?
Shouta: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife. Vigilante Izuku: That's why I carry two knives.
Or it decides that you are old enough to understand why you have a debilitating fear of people and so you sit there in the middle of class going "well fuck. I hate that this makes things make sense."
When the trauma your brain brings up isn't the one it normally does and it actually hurts-
Like excuse me? I thought we had an agreement. Dont go changing up the memories on me!
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Shouta: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Izuku: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Nezu: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Izuku: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches
Vigilante Izuku: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Shouta: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Vigilante Izuku: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
I just got hit by the most universe starting cramps. I'm on the floor, writing my will, vomit pooling on the floor beside me. This is it. This is the end. Tell my cat I love her.
then no <3
Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts
Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again
Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse
Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars
Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase
Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in