It’s Hamlet
No Stage, just a bunch of chairs and props scattered around the room, audience sits wherever they want
A Disclaimer is given at the beginning of the play: “There Will Be Blood, and Audicence paticipation.” “You will be expected to stand up and yell “STOP!”.” “You’ll know when.”
Play continues as normal, but maybe with a little more Verve than usual
Just let the actors be Real Unhinged
Make it clear somewhere in the second act, that the actors aren’t pulling thier punches-
Those are REAL broken noses, that’s REAL blood on the floor and those swords sure as hell aren’t blunted
HOPEFULLY someone in the audience stands up and yells “STOP” before rosencrantz and Guildenstern are killed on stage
From that point on, the play is Improv
Whoever stands up is treated by the actors like another character in the play- Hamlet will try to convince them to aid his cause, Polonius to get them to Kill Hamlet, Ophelia to get her the hell out of there etc.
The Doors Are Locked
Efforts to make them break character will be ignored, they can only be reasoned with “In Character"
It is now up to the Audience to try and stop The Tragedy.
This is a terrible thearer production, a great horror movie or a fantastic prank on theater critics.
tumblr gpt generate image of medieval knight screaming 'ORC!!!' off screen to the other soldiers. Make knight point at , make orc green and dumpy.
yk the ‘bury your gays’ trope where the writers kill off gay characters? great name. but what about ‘kill your queers’. it’s so bad and it just sounds like a hate crime but like. the alliteration is nice yk.
imma bout to drink a whole bottle a cough syrup and fucking astral project myself to saturn
anyone else noticed the surge in sex bots?? like i’ve had ten follow me on all my different accounts in the last two days.
i have horrible object permanence so i forget about a lot of things. and every once in a while i get reminded that markiplier exists and i’m at peace for a moment.
anyway stream distractible on spotify and apple music…
i want to put together a montage thing of all the times someone got lucky despite having “bad luck” in bullet train so just mentally preparing myself for the amount of hours it’s gonna take.
Champion of Fat Bear Week 2022
I WANNA BE ABLE TO SPEAK SPANISH SO BAD THIS ISNT EVEN A SHITPOST I JUST NEED IT
the petrified orange coming from jim’s family tree, which i think is symbolic for their love for the family they’ve lost, ending up with stede’s daughter as a reminder of his love as he prepares to leave for good.. i’m thinking thoughts
. YEEt! this is turning into a fandom page check out my other blog reblogs-we’ll-shit-were-doomed for. well. reblogs
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