Putting girls in the family way since the 1980's
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đź’Ż...the challenge clearly is a girl finding a guy with a lower than average sex drive unfortunately.
Anyone crushing on me?
tumblr crush that gets you pregnant
impregnationfreak:
His cock was so big it not only hit bottom, but pushed forcefully through her cervix, his cockhead fully inside her fertile womb when he erupted inside her….filling her womb to capacity with his massive load of potent seed…
It is sooo worth the risk. Promise.
Girl math is not wanting to get pregnant + having the feral urge to get cre@mpied during ovulation 🎀
Funny, because it is true and girls do it for that very reason.
The very moment you know she is all yours.
You will either adjust to it or it won't get better, but either way every inch is going in on every stroke.
I live in the middle of a forest and can attest it does work wonders.
perhaps having sex in the middle of a forest would fix me
You mean there are guys that actually don't put it all in when they suggest this?
Let’s play just the tip but then I beg to take it all 🥹
Only if you are trying to make me cum immediately.
telling him “we’d make cute babies” when he’s pounding into me
Sometimes when you force those additional 3" in there is a squeal and a gasp until she adjusts.
Facts
If you find a girl that *truly* thinks this way and follows through on it, you marry her.
swallowing his load in the morning so I can keep a part of him with me all day
Amen! This always involved a little alcohol, weed, and somebody getting pregnant by the end of the night.
the biggest romantic gesture is getting her pregnant. do you know how madly in love you must be to choose this girl to have your babies? to have little ones running around with your eyes and her hair color? her pregnancy being a loud and visible sign that says “she’s mine!” with that round belly you gave her and your baby on her hip, people may look at her but they’ll know she’s clearly loved and taken cared for.
as a hopeless romantic, it’d be outrageous if i didn’t have a breeding + pregnancy kink !!! what’s more romantic than this?
Always
How’s my “pullout game?” You mean the game where you desperately struggle and beg and plead and try your hardest to get me to pull out, and I try to pin you down and cum inside you anyway? I’ve never lost yet. Why, do you want to play?
Love this look!
The political crazies are out in full force today.
PSA
No, it is not too long for you to take. I promise it will all fit inside, that has literally never failed to happen in my life.
It always amazed me that this worked.
I would love for you to breed my wife!
Hmm...why me?
We would make beautiful babies together.