“i Am A Monument To All Your Sins” Is Such A Fucking Raw Line For A Villain It’s Amazing That It

Hunting styles in MHW

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Magician - 01

If you aren't be ready

because IT'S TIME TO DUEL!

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

Froppy: Hey Deku, you ever think about how many times my tongue could wrap around your-

Deku: *Incoherent screaming*

Froppy: I’m RIBBIT-ed for your pleasure! 🐸

Byleth: To remember how many feet there are in a mile, you just need to use five tomatoes. Five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, and zero. And there’s 5280 feet in a mile.

Robin: To remember how many meters there are in a kilometer, you just remember 1000. Mainly because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

“Excuse me, I’m in the middle of something here.”

Video via Kirill Nasvaev

Ok here's something I would would be absolutely hilarious. How would Taiyang and qrow react to ruby (or yang your choice) having a male S/O that's build like a house, and like three times their size (basically gladio from final fantasy LMAOO) (also if you want, can you do Blakes parents for Blake too? You don't have to only if you want) keep up the good work!

Lol, can you imagine?! Especially with cute little Rubes!

Ruby

1. “Damn!” Is exclaimed simultaneously by both men when they lay eyes on the behemoth of a boyfriend their tiny Little Red had brought home.

2. Of course, Taiyang is going to ask “how’s the weather up there?” almost immediately after the shock wears off.

3. Taiyang is both relieved and worried at the same time. Someone as tall and well built as this could probably protect his baby girl from just about anything. I mean, it looks like the dude could wrestle a Beringel to the ground! At the same time, that strength worries him.  He could hurt his baby girl; accidentally or otherwise.

4. Qrow’s not terribly concerned either way. He knows Ruby can handle herself. Of course, that doesn’t mean that if the guy ever raises a hand to her he won’t make sure he loses that whole damn arm, and he makes sure to tell him that.

5. If Ruby picked him though, chances are he’s a big teddy bear and the whole fam will love him.

Blake

1. Her parents are quite impressed. Though it may seem a bit primitive, the fact that they are part animal means that they are more in tune with their instincts. And instincts tell them “this guy is gonna produce some strong offspring.” Good genes are always impressive for that reason.

2. Of course, that’s not enough to get him in their good graces. Ghira is still top dog, err…. cat, in this house and that boy is going to have to prove he is worthy of dating his daughter.

3. Staring contests and feats of machismo will ensue.

4. Kali will tease Blake relentlessly and ask all sorts of embarrassing questions like “So, is he big everywhere?”

5. The two males’ show of dominance will likely get their lovers more than a little hot and bothered. It’ll probably be one of the only times Blake will be able to have sex in that house. Ghira will be too distracted by his wife’s immense thirst  to notice what is taking place down the hall and barge in to strangle the poor boy. It’ll probably be the best sex either of the men had ever had.