What Would Timmy's Job Be?

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#Imagine BigQ saw that

NO BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE IF TOMMY KILLED WILBUR?? ACTUALLY i swear to god when he pulled out the sword i saw something in my head and i was almost fucking excited because if tommy was the one to kill wilbur. if tommy was the one to end his life. Think about it.

He’s furious, his brother (his brother) is trying to leave him again. He’s done this before, and Tommy just wants him to stay, he just wants wilbur to stay, that’s it. But nothing he’s doing matters. Wilbur will still try to leave. Tommy’s pleading and begging bounces off of him like nothing, and now Tommy has a sword, and the moment he has it Wilbur finally sees him, finally looks at him and finally cares, but it’s too late. 

Wilbur will not stay. So Tommy will make him stay. 

He will hold his corpse against the lapping water on the beach for as long as it takes for all the blood to wash away, and for Wilbur’s skin to dull and chill. As long as it takes to be sure that Tommy will never be alone again.

here’s your 4/4 for the year everyone

like us…

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IMPORTANT BETTY GROF AND SIMON PETRIKOV ANNOUCEMENT!!!!

Spoilers tho ok??

You guys are talking about the terrible teacher/student dynamic, but forget when in his first tape he says he’s going to a get a degree or something, then in his next tapes he’s got a degree (this is the Christmas special episode from the earlier seasons)

That means Simon is only a FEW years older then Betty. More evidence is that he lived in the same residency at the time, since he met Betty at the same library! So they’re pretty close in age.

I’d say 2 years, since thats my sunroom of how long it took him to write that book.

They would never ever be toxic ever cmon you guys…

(sorry for my english 😭)

okay everyone i have some thoughts on a small Moon!Varian AU

idk maybe it’s dumb but these are just my thoughts to make Moon!Varian canon WITHOUT rewriting the WHOLE storytelling of TTS. This AU is based on the original plot and lore with some rewrites.

okay so when Edmund tried to destroy the Moonstone, it flashed and cracked (the small piece is the same size as the piece that Raps and Cass used against Zahn Tiri). Adira took the piece of the Moonstone for herself because she knew that somewhere there was the Sundrop. She believed that the Sundrop existed, she had the Moonstone (even if it’s just a small piece) so she could make sure that the Sundrop she found was the REAL one (it has to have a reaction to the Moonstone). So after everyone was sent away from the DK, Adira set off to find the Sundrop.

Varian was born WITHOUT his blue hairstreak, his mom died when he was born (you may change it if you like the V&t7K thing, i like it but i won’t) and Varian was nearly dead. Adira was searching for the Sundrop, so she could see the Quirin’s newborn son, she learned that he was slowly dying in his father’s arms and Adira offered Quirin to put the piece of the Moonstone into Varian’s heart (if it was useless, Varian would die anyway, or else he would live). So they did. The Moonstone helped and gave Varian life and the streak of blue hair as a gift. Adira and Quirin swore not to tell anyone that Varian could have some powers. So Quirin told his son was born with blue hair (kind of anomaly). So Varian didn’t have any powers but had a shield from the Decaying Incantation.

Seasons 1 and 2 are the same but in the season 3 has some rewrites. In the 1 episode Varian is unaffected to the Decaying Incantation. Quirin tells his son about the DK, the Brotherhood and the Moonstone. Varian learns that he has the piece of the Moonstone in his heart but if he takes it off, it may lead to his death. Quirin warns Varian that he may still have some Moonstone’s powers so Varian promises to be careful about the whole magic thing. Varian decides not to tell Raps about it as he doesn’t want to bother her and she seems unaffected to him. He decides to focus on translation of the Scroll. In the ‘Cassandra’s Revenge’ episode Varian’s hairstreak glows every time the Moonstone Incantation is sung (when he reveals it for Cassandra, his hairstreak glows too). It the end of the episode Raps tells Varian that she saw his hair glowing and he tells her about the piece of Moonstone in his heart. She is shocked that he didn’t tell her such an important thing earlier but he tells her that he wanted to focus on the whole Cassandra thing. They decide to leave it be. Varian promises once more to be careful. The final episode goes as the original but when Zahn Tiri sings the Decaying Incantation, Varian is unaffected and unseeingly goes to the Castle to find Raps and Cass making peace. He tells them that they can use the piece of the Moonstone in his heart to defeat Zahn Tiri. Raps doesn’t want him to die but he tells her that his life doesn’t matter in such a situation. She once sacrificed one life for the whole kingdom of lives as the true Queen. He understood that she made that thing right and wants to make just one thing right in his life. Raps and Cass tell him their Goodbyes and promise to make him the national hero. Varian takes the Moonstone off, his hairstreak disappears, he collapses to his knees and dies. Raps and Cass defeat Zahn Tiri, Cass dies and Raps singing the Healing Incantation heals everyone. She embraces Cass and Eugene, all in tears, she tells Eugene and Quirin of Varian’s death. They cry and then Varian comes out of the destroyed wall and falling to his knees makes everyone to turn to his side. He is really weak. Raps, Quirin, Cass and Eugene help him not to fall and ask him how he was turned back to life. Raps used the Moonstone and the Sundrop combined which made the Healing Incantation a lot more powerful so she could turn Varian back to life. They all make a big hug.

here the story ends as the original (Cass sets off to find her destiny, Varian becomes the royal engineer etc.)

this AU is based mostly on the fact that Varian had the colorful hairstreak and the fact that if one has magic inside them, they have to have a source of magic inside their heart (Raps had Sundrop inside her heart and Cass placed the Moonstone in hers so they HAD magic).

I hope you’ll like this AU of mine, idk maybe this AU already exists. if it is i’m sorry. you may use this for your creations 💙

(the art of Moon!Varian I used belongs to @o0whiterabbit0o )

I was today years old that

I found this

a minecraft dating sim! and I.....

get it wish me luck lol

where we go AAFDSGFSFGSGNAFDGSD

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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