It’s Getting Weird Knowing Natural Apocalypse From Climate Change Is Bearing Down On Us All And Still

can you OD on vitamin D

Me: okay, so do we like girls?

My sexuality: uuuuuuuuuhhh yeah probably maybe probably kinda maybe

Me: do we like guys?

My sexuality: sbbsvsnakshsnsb uummmmm no I don’t think so but maybe but look but babsbsbajdjsje

Me: um, then do we like non-binary people?

My sexuality: Uuuuhhhhh yeah probably maybe but uuuhh maybe probably maybe maybe

Me: do we even want any romantic relationships????

My sexuality: uuuuuuuhhhm maybe maybe not uugshsnakkwa probably but not but yeah but hsbsbqnskkdosksn

Me: well do you know if we want any sexual relationships?

My sexuality: weeellllll uuuhhhh yeahhh but definitely not but probably maybe but no but anbsbsnkaka

Me: fantastic, thank you you have been absolutely useless

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

i blame this one entirely on @noordzee

This is gold

Blep

British food look like this

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

tdp s2 was,,, pretty good

Yesterday’s prompt: Run