SO HELPFUL

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE 😂😂😂

“What did you do today gabby”

haha

nothing important

This is beautiful😂😂

Ok so I literally can't breathe I'm laughing so hard just thinking about this. So let's say the turtles and crush are watching a movie when she farts (a silent but deadly) but doesn't say anything, just waits for a reaction. When the Bros smell it who's gonna start pointing fingers at who? (Bonus points if she just blatantly states, "it was me," and their reactions to that) 😂😂😂😂 Thank you so much! You're amazing!

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS JESUS H CHRISTIAN

Leo:

He thinks it’s so childish to fart in the middle of everyone, so he assumes it’s Mikey being Mikey and begins to exercise his gift of holding breath for long intervals. The bros are all chiding each other, saying how unclassy it was to do that in front of a lady. When crush nonchalantly admits it was her, Leo’s eyes almost pop out of his head in shock. While the rest of his brothers are cracking up, Leo kinda gapes, wondering how anyone could have such courage as to… let one loose in public.

Raph: 

He knows it’s her the moment he smells it. He looks over and sees her lips pursed, trying to hold back a smile, and her legs are pressed together unusually tightly. He accuses her right off the bat, waving a hand in front of his nose and announcing to the entire lair, “GEEZ, LAY OFF THE BEANS, Y/N.” She gasps in mock horror, before saying casually, “Well, compared to your farts, mine smell like roses.” His brothers proceed to catch their wounded brother from the fatal burn that was dealt to him.

Donnie:

Like Raph, Donnie knew the moment she cut the cheese that she was the culprit (her supposedly ‘silent but deadly’ had lacked silence but was still very much fatal). She’s very sheepish when his brothers begin turning to her in suspicion. Mikey leans forward, sniffing between Donnie and his crush, who are sitting next to each other. “Alright, which one of you dropped the booty bomb.” Her entire face goes red, until Donnie comes to the rescue. “Uh… that was me guys. Sorry.” She gives him the most grateful look while his brothers relentlessly tease him.

Mikey:

“Oh, so we’re at THAT level of our relationship, huh?” Mikey smirks when his crush laughs uncontrollably after farting. He takes that as a signal that they’re comfortable enough to begin letting their gross sides show. They’re gross little children, so from that point forward they start a competition of who can catch the other completely off-guard with a silent passing of wind. “Y /N, can you hand me the… OHHHHH! That was a quality one. I didn’t see that coming. That’ll make a lovely topping to my anchovy pizza, thank you.”

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As you all know mental health is a huge deal to me. These are literally just a lot of quick, practical tips to help you feel at least a little bit better/make life easier. Nothing like “wake up earlier and do yoga and drink green smoothies” because while if you can do that, it’s great, for some, it’s just unrealistic. 

1. Chances are, you’ve been sitting for a while. Stretch your arms and legs, literally, just sit there and reach up as far as you can. It’ll take 2 seconds

2. Invest in a water bottle, use it

3. Write what you need to do on sticky notes and put them where you’ll see them if you’re forgetful

4. If you’re disassociating, touch things and identify what you’re touching

5. Dry shampoo is your friend

6. So is cheap deodorant- men’s deodorant works better btw

7. And mints and gum. They’ll make you feel fresher too.

8. When was the last time you ate?

9. Write down 1 thing you’re grateful for when you’re feeling down

10. Honestly if you have depression chances are you’re always tired; sleep if you need to. Naps are great.

11. Try to do at least 1 thing a day- brushing your hair totally counts as an achievement

12. If you’re anxious/angry, count.

13. Wear what you want- And by this I mean be comfortable. If today you want to be in your pjs, or hoodie and sweatpants, go for it

14. If your hair is greasy, tie it

15. Or put a headband on, just keep it away from your face. You’ll break out.

16. Find a songs motivate you. Make a playlist.

17. Asking someone “hey do you still care about me?” is totally okay if you’re anxious/insecure

18. Try to think of your anxiety as your anxious friend

19. Following from that, use it for any disorder actually. Separate yourself from it as much as you can, you’re not your disorder.

20. If you’ve been looking at the screen for ages look outside for 10 secs.

21. It’s 100% okay to tell people “sorry, I don’t feel sociable right now so I won’t be answering texts/calls”

22. But at the same time don’t isolate yourself, text your friends/family once in  while. 

23. Open your windows and let some fresh air in

24. Light a candle, if you want

25. Switch coffee for decaffeinated tea if you can make the sacrifice

26. Change your clothes maybe?

27. If your skin looks gross wet a washcloth with some warm water and pat. It’ll help with the oiliness

28. Keep snacks nearby

29. Did you remember to take your meds today?

30. Warm water helps with digestion

31. Cold water helps waken you up

32. Studying in bed isn’t great but it’s better than not studying at all

33. Set various alarms if you have morning classes to attend to

34. If you wake up late you can still have a productive day, it’s not lost yet

35. All you really need for school is a pen and some paper, for most classes anyways

36. If you have a friend to confide in at school that’s always useful. Especially if they can take notes for you and understand when you need a mental health day.

37. Also if you trust your teachers, let them know of your mental health state, they most often will try to be accomodating

38. If you have scars, don’t be ashamed of them. People will talk, yes, but don’t force yourself to wear long sleeve tshirts and sweaters in scorching hot weather

39. Alternatively, there’s many creams that claim to make scars fade

40. Messy mindmaps are a good way to take notes in class when you’re really not feeling it

41. Get a few plants and look after them- having something so simple such as that depending on you adds to the reasons to stay here on the really bad days

42. If your hair is matted, shampoo as normal but leave in the conditioner, try combing through it now.

43. Take breaks between studying

44. Reward yourself

45. Try to keep track of your mood, either by journalling or through one of the many apps available

46. Try to always eat breakfast, even if something small

47. Practice breathing exercises

48. Try to motivate yourself, start with your favourite subject, for instance

49. Alternatively, try to create a routine and stick to it

50. Set reminders on your phone or on sticky notes as mentioned above to take any medication, drink water, stretch, eat, etc.

51. Find what helps your disorder; Try meditation, ASMR, colouring in, etc.

52. Don’t get overwhelmed, prioritise tasks and do the easiest first

I hope these have helped at least a little bit. Most importantly, remember that it’s okay not to feel productive and energetic 100% of the time and that while your mental illness may make things hard sometimes, you can still achieve amazing things. Take it one day at a time and I’m always here for advice or support if you need it.

I would pay to see this 😂😂

AU that everything is the same but Raph’s name is Picasso. 

I really like this! Just maybe don't kill the reader 😂

Maybe reader has a dream like that and then fluff part? Idk, those are just some thoughts 😊

Turquoise droplets in an ocean of blue😄

Hmm… Reader is a sweetie pie who ALWAYS wears Turquoise. Leo has a huge crush on her. This can either be angst (Reader dies, blood all over Leo) or a fluff (Reader seeks comfort bc every happy person sheds tears too, and he figured out she was upset by feeling her tears?). Here Comes the Sun by The Beetles for the song, for sure. I really like this, I’ll probably write this too.

I've needed to see this. It's the little things that keep us going, it really is...

…I almost killed myself

I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.

I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.

That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.

Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.

Thank you man at McDonalds.

The milkshake saved my life

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This is actually amazing, I'm so soft for this man 😩❤️

Dating Donnie would include (slightly NSFW)

not the cuddliest of the turtles but still very affectionate

his love language is quality time

loves it when you sit in the lab with him (preferably on his lap) and just let him bounce ideas and theories around with you

you don’t have a clue what he’s saying half the time

but you’ll still be his sounding board

movie marathons! and lots of them

you wanna see all of the marvel movies in order back to back

Donnie’s your boy

wanna spend over 20 hours watching the extended lord of the rings?

he’s in, baby

the sweetest pet names

sweet-pea

petal

angel

he mostly calls you honey/hun tho

you call him dot-com sometimes as part of an inside joke 

he makes you anything and everything

you name it he can create it

jewellery mainly tho

he’s good all the technical stuff

speaking of making you things

he makes a lot of toys for your private time together ;)

seriously you’ll have cum 3 times before he’s even taken his boxers off

usually ends with you begging him to just fuck you and end the pleasure torment he’s causing

actually reads up on how to pleasure a woman

research makes him perfect at it 

 doing everything together

if he’s not in the lab he will be right by your side

not in a clingy way, he just loves your company

cooking together

making the bed

showering together

when he gets drunk, which is very rare, he is the clingyist babe

will hold on to your arm with both of his

“I need you over hear” he’ll tell you

just to sit you down so he can lay his head in your lap

doting af

always getting you more drinks, brushing your hair for you, forehead kisses

very protective, just not as obvious about it as Raph 

knows everything and is always down to lay cute little facts on you

good communication could be better tho

will text you reasons to come over

sometimes these reasons are a pic of his down stairs

one of the more insecure that you’ll leave him

not because you aren’t loyal, he just assumes you;ll find a human mate who will be better suited to you

you assure him that you wont

always squishing your face between his hands and telling you he loves you

first few dates he is nervous™️

rambles a lot

which luckily you find oddly charming

1st time you both slept in his room he tidied the place top to bottom and bought new sheets

talks in his sleep!

always has a notebook beside the bed to jot little things down when he thinks of them

writes you love letters

we’re talking clumsy metaphors and half rhymes but it’s always so sweet and tender and loving.

he’s like that in bed too

is capable of being pretty romantic

only on special occasions tho or if he feels like you need some more romance in your life

like after a particularly hard week

obsessed with your neck

loves to nuzzle into it when you’re cuddling 

and leave a train of love bites down to your collar bones

such a gamer

you’re no good at it though

apart from like Mario kart. you beat him only once

boobs guy

falls asleep almost every night on top of you with his head on your chest

also loves your hips especially 

the biggest softie

will foster dogs with you

puts those night visions goggles to good use with games

hide and seek in the sewers is one of your faves

he has a security system set up tho so you always accuse him of cheating

he denies this

you’re bff’s with Leo

because Donnie is the only one who actually fully appreciates his leadership and so do you

Headcannon that the first time you bring a stack of paper to the lair you realize they don't have a Shredder😂😂

Ok yes hi, can I please request more beat-boxing turtles in the next Bay movie? Thank you, this has been a PSA 😄😄

You can go back to your lives now😅