Lich by John Patrick Gañas
📺THIS IS ONLY A TEST📺
on the blocking boards today! No Signal pattern test for @thecrochetho
gonna make this baby into a pillow and then possibly put er up for sale 🤫🤐
YOOOOOOO! *NOM* *CRUCH* *CRUNCH*
Reblog to give an asexual a treat
When asked why I got top surgery:
I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design
I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer
The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief
Lost them in the war
Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’
They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints
Commitment to cosplay
Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore
Wym I never had tits?????
They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off
They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them
Sold them for computer parts
The vibe was off with them
Just vibing bro 🏳️⚧️
No matter if you’re proud and out, or in the closet, you’re always loved and valid!
Freedom to Explore | by Stephanie Singleton
Juneteenth Poster for REI Co-op’s Community Voices Series.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
This feels powerful
For all my beloved mutuals who might need it
This is so stunning 🤩!!!
tw: character death whump blood injury angst
Viggo Grimborn the Rider of Skrill died in battle against the North War Lord Drago Bludvist. His death swept any remnants of mercy and desire for peace from Hiccup Haddock’s heart and led to a long and bloody war between people and dragons. The war ended in Hiccup’s victory. All dragons and both Bewilderbeasts bowed their heads to him. Despite his victory, the Night Fury Rider seemed cold, and those close to him said that he had changed greatly since the war.