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The object of tennis is to maneuver the ball in such a way that the opponent is not able to play a valid return.

In baseball, the object is to go home!

And to be safe! I hope I'll be safe at home!

While we’re looking for things to do at home, I thought it’d be fun to share behind the scenes of my dad’s acting debut. 🎾

The music video for “cardigan” will premiere tonight, which I wrote/directed. A million thank you’s to my brilliant, bad ass video team - Cinematographer Rodrigo Prieto, producer Jil Hardin, executive producer Rebecca Skinner, AD Joe ‘Oz’ Osbourne, editor Chancler Haynes, special effects wizards David Lebensfeld & Grant Miller and set designer Ethan Tobman. The entire shoot was overseen by a medical inspector, everyone wore masks, stayed away from each other, and I even did my own hair, makeup, and styling 😂 

Nah man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is to begin with.

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE SCENE. 

July 15, 2018, 7 AM, 451 F°

The lakes were wet as wet could be,

The sands were dry as pie

You could not see a cloud, because?

No cloud was in the sky:

One bird was flying overhead--

There are no words I cried

The Punisher and the Carpenter

Were standing close at hand

They wept like anything to see

Such qualities of bees

"If they never were to fly away" they said

… ain't we all just Runaways

Taylor’s out here just changing time

@taylorswift @taylornation

Ya could I get these to go?

She taught me patience, how she handles pain That shits amazing

A LOT OF SWIPE RIGHTS IN MY FUTURE I FUCKING LOST IT

The representative from California has the floor

America, why is your television full of names

America, when will the Saints go marching in

i’m sick of your insane demands

When can I go on the internet and buy what I need with my good looks

America, after all, it is you and I who are perfect, not the next post

Excited to announce the City of Lover Concert! We filmed my show in Paris in September and thought it’d be fun to share it with you 😄May 17 at 10p ET on ABC and available the next day on Hulu and Disney+! 

Hi guys have I told you lately that I LOVE YOU

It’s nice to have a friend 💕🐾  Happy#NationalCatDay!

I jammed with Paul McCartney, how was your night?

Hey Dave, what’s up?

Hey Perry, last night I jammed with Paul McCartney, how was yours?

My night? Awesome, read to my kids. You can’t spell awesome without me you know?

"60 seconds? You're gonna give me" ..

Attention @katyperryblog shoppers, due to safety regulations we no longer carry fireworks.

Pretender or Best of you? Tie

I don't know why we're talking about these gods among men, but I'm here for it 💜🤘