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Wouldn't mind playing laser tag if it ended like that
Laser Tag
Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,664
Summary: You play laser tag with your boyfriend Steve and his best friend Bucky. Since you’re just a plain ole civilian, you gotta use what non-Avenger skills you have to avoid losing. Hint: those skills involve Steve and kissing.
A/N: Look, I just want Steve & Bucky to be happy and do fun things, okay? So, this is obvs AU, and I regret nothing ;)
“Why do I have to wear purple?” you scowled over at Bucky.
He laughed, looking entirely too smug in his red vest. “Red’s my color, crybaby,” he said, gripping his bright red gun like only an ex murderous assassin could.
“And I can’t not wear blue,” Steve said, fastening the last strap on your vest. He wasn’t even being gropey, which made you pout.
“You guys are taking this laser tag thing waaay too seriously,” you huffed, glaring at Steve as he readjusted your grip on the purple gun until you held it properly.
He gave you his ‘aw shucks’ grin as he stepped away and pulled his own gun from across his back. “Every man—“
You raised an eyebrow.
“And gal,” he quickly added, “For him or herself, okay?” His smile slowly faded and was soon replaced by Captain America in the Field face.
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News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
Posting this here because ya never know who needs to hear this. It’s something that I really need to hear most days so hopefully this helps whoever also needs a little reminder. 💖
Also tagging a few friends. 🥰 @deathonyourtongue @superrezzy00 @tarashari-tfp @munteanhore @nuggsmum @mareethequeen @islanddgal @themyscxiras @starrynite7114 @felicity-x0 @beloved-imp @breanime @lavenderrosemind @theoceanhathsolace @jackburtonsays
new post! respect indigenous people you morons.
Usually not a fan of manipulation but damn Andy can do everything he wants to me
Kinktober Day 10: Fingering w/Andy Barber
Pairing: Andy Barber x Female!Reader Word Count: 3,122 Summary: In the aftermath of the Barber family tragedy, you were just trying to help out, make Andy’s life a little easier, but that’s not what he wanted from you, not at all. Warnings: Explicit sexual content. Explicit language. Dub con. Soft!Dark!Andy Barber. Smut. Defending Jacob book spoilers. 18+
A/N: Sorry yer girl’s a little late with today’s filth. Hopefully it’s worth it. I think it’s about time I dipped my toes into the world of soft!dark!Andy, no? And liiike he can dip whatever he wants into me, ja feel?! 👀🥴
It started with a text message.
After months of guilt had weighed on you heavily.
Because you had been Laurie Barber’s intern turned assistant for years before everything went to shit.
With her warm and caring nature, she had this way of making you feel more like a friend, sometimes like family, and there was a time when you were constantly in the orbit of the picture perfect Barber family.
And then it had all gone so terribly wrong.
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Hiddles Court | The Hiddlesbum
All rise, the Hiddles Court is now in session this week. I’m the prosecution trying the case against the defendant allow me to lay out the brief.
Defendant: Tom “Fucking” Hiddleston aka Stupid Perfect Face aka Ludicrous Popinjay aka Panty Ruiner
The Charge: Knowingly creating and cultivating an ass so beautiful and perfect that has its own name and hashtag #hiddlesbum
Facts of the Case: I will note that this man did not always have a perfectly pert and round behind. It has grown throughout the years. I present to you Exhibit A:
Is it cute? Yes. But the defendant wasn’t satisfied with a just a cute butt. He decided to make his ass a lethal weapon. This is a mere sampling of this man’s crimes over the years. And this is just his professional work:
And this man doesn’t just limit his crimes to stage and screen. Oh no, he brings this ass to all occasions.
And the final nail in the coffin is the manner in which he brazenly bares his ass. I will not post the GIFs for fear of objection by the Tumblr explicit bastards, but I will say… High-Rise, Crimson Peak, Only Lovers Left Alive, Unrelated, Deep Blue Sea, and The Night Manager.
I ask you, the members of the fandom to find this man guilty of an ass so delicious you want to squeeze it, bite bit, smack it, and definitely bounce a coin off of it.
What say you, Hiddles fandom? Is the man guilty?!
ok but the hunger games literally did mention it All like… the use of propaganda by the elite as an attempt to divide the minority groups they oppress by making them perceive each other as rivals and prevent them from recognizing and uniting against their real enemy? check. criticism of the way we consume media with no consideration for other people’s privacy like we’re entitled to every detail of their lives and a lack of empathy for their pain because it makes good entertainment? yeah. realistic depictions and explorations of the effects of trauma, particularly that caused by conflict? hunger games has you covered. acknowledgement of the existence of and links between racism and classism, and that conventional standards of beauty are influenced by the societal elite, which people are encouraged to harm themselves in order to conform to (the fact that the weathier people in district 12 are white, blonde and blue-eyed while the coal miner families are mostly people of color; that the two poorest districts, 11 and 12, have majority poc populations; that most people, katniss herself included, consider prim to be prettier than katniss partly because she looks like her white, blonde, blue-eyed mother, who was from the wealthier part of the district; that the first thing that happens to the tributes when they’re taken to the capitol is they they’re “prepped” to conform to capitol beauty standards before they even meet their stylists in ways that literally violate their bodies permanently, and that many of the capitol residents have extreme body modifying surgery that can take a severe toll on their health and wellbeing in the long term)? none of this is accidental, and is both brought up and criticised multiple times throughout the trilogy. the sexualization of minors for adult consumption, especially young celebrities? the fact that politicians in positions of power and authority gain those positions through corruption and by considering anyone harmed in their acension collateral damage? the significance of propaganda and social influence in modern warfare? the misery caused by poverty, which is caused and intentionally maintained by the wealthy elite? the brutal and violating experience of living in a surveillance police state, especially as a member of a minority group and/or poor person? the inherently immoral and corruptive nature of warfare and the military and the unimaginable atrocities and suffering it leads to for ordinary civilians? every YA dystopia novelist tried so hard to be mrs collins but most didn’t even understand half of what went into her books that made them so compelling.
Tattoos are way too hot 🥵
• Cap’s Secret Tats •
Pairings: Steve Rogers x reader
Warning: implied smut, explicit sexual content, explicit language (must be 18+)
Exactly 100 words!
A/N: gif is not mine, credit to the creator.
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'Can't hide these for too much longer' you smirked from between his thighs, tongue trailing to Steve's newest tattoo at his Adonis belt.
'I know' he panted, head leaning back, arms stretched along the couch.
'Squeaky clean Captain America has tats?’ You teased.
'Fuck, Y/N' Steve groaned, your fingers griping his thighs. His body trembling as you traced your tongue over his skin.
'What's wrong?' You purred.
'Suck me off' he groaned and a whimper followed.
'You’re the one that wanted my pretty little tongue tracing all your tattoos' you smirked, peering up at him with big doe eyes.
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Totally shameless for certain
But how could I not with everything that you put on my tl? (Thank you ❤)
Kinktober Day 6: Size Kink w/Ari Levinson
Pairing: Ari Levinson x Female Reader Word Count: 4,497 (YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT - I HAVE NO CHILL, OKAY?!) Summary: You’re a sweet little bean, and Ari’s smitten and horny AF. Warnings: Explicit sexual content. Explicit language. AU probably. Smol bean reader because size kink trope. Smutttt! 18+
A/N: Oh snap! @mcubabydotcom is coming for me with this request. Who doesn’t love and pant after our favorite long haired thicc daddy?! 🤤🤤 My body is ready, sir! Also ummm here’s another god forsaken anti-drabble, cause yer girl doesn’t know how to write SHORT STORIES.
Ari sighed, rubbing a hand over his face as he stared down at the stack of papers. All the words were running together at this point.
Frowning, he sat back in his desk chair, yawning wide enough that he felt his jaw crack.
God, he hated paperwork. He hated reading reports. All this administrative bullshit that was still having a job in the agency without actually being in the field.
Cause he was supposed to be taking it easy after the diving resort mission.
With a quiet huff, Ari stood, stretching for a moment as his eyes peered through the windows of his office and out onto the rest of the floor.
At least they gave him his own fucking office.
There weren’t many staff on this floor, so he only saw a few people filling the desks in the wider work space.
Plus side: more coffee for him, which was perfect at the moment, since he needed a pick me up.
Sadly his favorite pick me up, you, his pretty little secretary, was currently MIA.
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My size kink never been so fulfilled and the end chefs kiss
It's hard to keep my hoe hidden when reading things like this
Kinktober Day 6: Size Kink w/Ari Levinson
Pairing: Ari Levinson x Female Reader Word Count: 4,497 (YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT - I HAVE NO CHILL, OKAY?!) Summary: You’re a sweet little bean, and Ari’s smitten and horny AF. Warnings: Explicit sexual content. Explicit language. AU probably. Smol bean reader because size kink trope. Smutttt! 18+
A/N: Oh snap! @mcubabydotcom is coming for me with this request. Who doesn’t love and pant after our favorite long haired thicc daddy?! 🤤🤤 My body is ready, sir! Also ummm here’s another god forsaken anti-drabble, cause yer girl doesn’t know how to write SHORT STORIES.
Ari sighed, rubbing a hand over his face as he stared down at the stack of papers. All the words were running together at this point.
Frowning, he sat back in his desk chair, yawning wide enough that he felt his jaw crack.
God, he hated paperwork. He hated reading reports. All this administrative bullshit that was still having a job in the agency without actually being in the field.
Cause he was supposed to be taking it easy after the diving resort mission.
With a quiet huff, Ari stood, stretching for a moment as his eyes peered through the windows of his office and out onto the rest of the floor.
At least they gave him his own fucking office.
There weren’t many staff on this floor, so he only saw a few people filling the desks in the wider work space.
Plus side: more coffee for him, which was perfect at the moment, since he needed a pick me up.
Sadly his favorite pick me up, you, his pretty little secretary, was currently MIA.
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This was so adorable
You can find me in a puddle at @stargazingfangirl18 feet
Full Disclosure
Characters: Jake Jensen x Reader Word Count: 1,807 Summary: You were just minding your own business, silently crushing on your BFF when he dropped a bomb on you. Warnings: Some explicit language.
A/N: Okay I’m giddy AF to participate in week 2 of the #CaptainsWeeklyChallenge! Thanks for hosting this, @optimistic-dinosaur-nacho @donutloverxo @captain-a-rogerss ::hugs:: I’m also gonna tag @jtargaryen18 for her #30DaysofChris2020 challenge, since I don’t think you have much Jensen there?? Okay, so I went with this prompt:
Person A: “Compliment me.” Person B: “You have eyes.” Person A: “Great.”
“Oh my god, it’s like brand new,” you grinned, lovingly sliding your fingers over the worn keys of your laptop. “You really are a computer wizard, dude.”
From beside you on the sofa, your best friend Jake Jensen nudged you with his arm, looking smug. “I know.”
You laughed, closing the laptop and setting it on the coffee table. “Thanks for fixing it for me, seriously. I don’t have the money for a new one quite yet.”
Jake rolled his head toward you, looking perfectly relaxed as he lounged in your home like it was his home too. “I could build you a new one. Customize it, whatever you want.”
You made a face, turning to lean back on the sofa arm. You nudged your bare toes against his side, giggling as he jolted and gave you a half-hearted glare. “You have more important things to do than build me a Frankenstein laptop.”
Jake’s lips curled into an amused smile. “I could put bolts on it and everything.”
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Do not let me start talking about this movie.
I saw it (on a non profitable way to Disney) and oh boy! To not mention the political reasons as to why the movie is a desgrace the actual plot was more disappointing than what I was already expecting.
Mushu wasn't there, he was replaced by a phoenix (that is a western mythical animal not asian) and it was barely even there. The cricket wasn't the cricket but a human character. Shang was replaced by a soldier to which she hadn't any type of chemistry with, he was just there because. Her grandmother wasn't even mentioned once and instead she had a sister to which her single personality trait was "afraid of spiders". And omg the way they ruined the scene when Mulan would fail the "test" to become a wife was.... awful and just downright stupid. They didn't wanted to put "magical" elements on the movie but than Mulan as a very strong "chi" that gives her powers and she goes against a witch that isn't evil just misunderstood and okay the witch is not the worst part but God they didn't do anything right.
And seriously why on earth would they have special effects as shitty as the ones that were portrait there? I've seen better use of slow motion on The Transporter (I think on 2nd movie?) and that is so much older than the live action.
They picked on my favourite movie and completely ruined it. The story wasn't the same if they wanted to do a different story of Mulan they could have made a movie called "The Legend of Hua Mulan" or something and to an actual live action instead of that stupid ass movie
Don’t get me started on Disney screwing up the live action Mulan 😭💅
Lord be, hell yes. And not just Mulan but all the live action movies. Why couldn’t Disney just leave well enough alone?!? The animated versions were classics, a piece of people’s childhood. Why fuck with someone’s childhood?! Oh that’s right, money. Bastards.
(To be fair, I have not seen live action Mulan, I would rather not be disappointed.)
Thank you Nonny.
I'm feeling old... I only recognised like a third of them
Gen Z Slang (Steve Rogers)
Anonymous asked: Omg ur dream about teaching gen z slang…what if sam taught Steve “hip” phrases but misleads him into thinking they’re romantic even though they’re just straight up Pervy Rjxjdjdj
Thank you for sending this in lmao!! Masterlist linked in bio :) Steve Rogers x Reader with Sam Wilson Warnings: sex jokes
Steve repeated what he read off the text Sam sent him, “I want to ram you.” He scrunched his nose up, not understanding how that sentence stood for asking someone out, in a romantic way. Sam was trying to teach him some gen z slang, so he could have the courage to ask you out, and flirt with you. Steve’s been crushing on you for a while now, and hopefully with the addition to his vocabulary, he’d go on a date with you.
“I bet you have a great WAP?” Steve tried out, saying it to himself in the mirror. He read a few more of the texts that Sam sent him, shaking his head in confusion. Sam texted him saying Steve needed to send a video of him saying it, so he pressed the camera app, sliding to the video.
He pressed record, facing it to the mirror, to see his whole body while he worked up the courage to say it in what he thought was a romantic way. “We should play strip Jenga together sometime.” He mumbled out, furrowing his eyebrows at the words. Jenga was a game that Sam told him about before, and it seemed fun, and saying “strip Jenga” was another way of saying he wanted to have a game night with you sometime.
“I’m a simp for you.” He pushed out, louder this time. Simp, by what Sam told him, was an admirer, someone that cared for another. And Steve smiled at that one, thinking it was a great way to start the conversation he wanted to have with you later.
“Hindsight is 2020 when I think about you.” That one sounded sweeter than the others to him, Sam told him that it was a very romantic statement. He shifted his hand through his hair, almost nervously as he thought of your smile.
“Wanted to let you know, you could hit it for free.” Hit what though? Steve wondered, shaking his head. He ended the video, pressing send. In the meantime, he saw that Sam sent more slang to use, and Steve walked out the bathroom, practicing them.
Steve groaned as he saw the long list, realizing that he needed to use at least a few of them to get your attention. “I’m baby, and I want to 69 you.” He said loudly, not caring that people gasped and stared at him as he walked through the hallway.
“Come and vibe check on this rocket ship.” He worded out, as he sat in the kitchen, looking up to see that Sam had arrived. He was laughing hard, replaying the video repeatedly, before he glanced back to Steve.
Sam grinned to him, wrapping his arm around his back as he laughed more. “Hey, these are good, you should go tell Y/n soon, I’ll take a video of it for you.” He encouraged Steve. He backed away before letting out another laugh, and Steve stood up with a beaming smile.
“Thanks, I’ll go do it now.”
A little Help
Pairings: Steve Rogers x reader
Warnings: smut, voyeurism, masturbation- male and female, explicit sexual content, explicit language, dirty talk (must be 18+)
Word count: 1.1K
Summary: You work at a gym that Captain America frequents regularly. One night you come upon him taking care of things and you can’t turn away.
A/N: not beta read. Sorry for any mistakes
• you never meant for it to happen
• it was really late one night at the gym you worked at, you were restocking the towels
• you thought you were alone, but then you heard the shower turn on
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My dad (Unattractive but super social) + My mom (Attractive but social) = Me (Unattractive and with social anxiety)
I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe.
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Distractions;
Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts.
-Draw something
-This website translates the time into colours.
-Create your own galaxy.
-Play flowing.
-Make a 3D line travel where ever you like.
-Listen to music.
-Calm.
-Ocean mood, do nothing for two minutes.
Sleep issues;
- 8 hour sleep music.
-Rainy mood.
-Meditation.
-Coping with nightmares.
-How to cope with nightmares, 11 steps.
-Calm
-Foods that can affect your sleeping, both positive and negatively.
Uncomfortable with silence;
-Rainy mood.
-10 hours of rain and thunder.
-3 hours of rain and thunder.
-Human heartbeat.
-Rainforest.
-Sound of rain on a tin roof.
-Autumn wind.
-Rain on a tent
-Traffic in the rain.
-Soft traffic.
-Fan.
-Train.
-Simply noise.
-My noise.
-Rainy cafe.
Anxiety;
-How to stop worrying.
-Tips to manage anxiety and stress.
-The 10 best ever anxiety management techniques.
-Self-help strategies for anxiety.
-Helping a friend with anxiety.
-All about worrying.
-8 myths about anxiety.
Sad, angry and depressed/depression;
-“I’m always sad”
-Feeling sad.
-Going through trauma.
-“I’m always angry”.
-Anger management.
-All about anger.
-National helplines and websites.
-Self-help strategies for depression.
-Dealing with depression at work.
-Dealing with depression at school.
Isolation and loneliness;
-Pets and mental health.
-All about loneliness.
-“I feel so alone”
-10 more ideas to help with loneliness.
-How to deal with loneliness.
Self-harm;
-Alternatives to self-harm and distraction techniques.
-146 things to do besides self-harm.
-More alternatives to self-harm.
-Self-harm alternatives.
-How to take care of self-harm wounds/injuries.
-Getting rid of scars.
Addiction;
-How to help a friend with a drug addiction.
-What is addiction?
-All about alcohol and addiction.
-The facts about drug addiction.
Eating disorders;
-Helping a friend with an eating disorder.
-Eating disorder treatments.
-Support services for eating disorders.
-Self-help tips with eating disorders.
-Eating disorder recovery.
-Recovering from an eating disorder.
-100+ reasons to recover.
-Understanding and managing eating disorders.
Dealing with self-hatred;
-3 ways to ease self-loathing.
-How to turn self-hatred into self-compassion.
-Self-hatred resources.
-10 step plan to deal with self-hate.
Suicidal;
-International suicide hotlines (1) (2)
-Preventing suicide.
-Reasons to stay alive.
-Dealing with suicidal thoughts and feelings.
-Coping with suicidal ideation.
Schizophrenia;
-All about schizophrenia.
-Helping a person with schizophrenia.
-Understanding and dealing with schizophrenia.
-Delusions and hallucinations.
OCD;
-Managing your OCD at home.
-Overcoming OCD.
-How to cope with OCD.
-Strategies for dealing with the anxious moments.
Borderline personality disorder;
-Helping someone with BPD.
-All about personality disorders.
-Treatment for BPD.
Abuse;
-Healthy relationships VS abusive relationships.
-Emotional abuse
-Overcoming sexual abuse.
-Hotlines services.
-5 ways to escape an abusive relationship.
-Domestic violence support.
-Signs of an abusive relationship.
-What do to if you’re in an abusive relationship.
-Surviving abuse.
-What you can do if you’re sexual harassed.
-Sexual assault support.
-What to do if you’ve been sexually assaulted or abused.
Bullying;
-How to stand up against bullying.
-How to protect yourself when it comes to cyber bullying.
-How to help stop people bullying you.
Loss and grief;
-How to cope with a suicide of a loved one.
-Grieving for a stranger.
-Common reactions to death.
-Working through grief.
(Other loss and grief)
-Moving away from friends and family.
-Coping with a breakup.
Getting help;
-Seeking help early.
-All about psychological treatments.
-Types of help.
-All about age and confidentiality.
Things you need to remember;
- Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.
-Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not.
- This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this.
-You are not alone.
-You are enough.
-You are important.
-You are worth it.
-You are strong.
-You are not a failure,
-Good people exist.
-Reaching out shows strength.
-Breathe.
-Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you.
-Give yourself credit.
-Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones.
-Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend.
-Focus on the things you can change.
-Let go of toxic people.
-You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do.
-Try not to beat yourself up.
-Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next.
-You are not a bother.
-Your existence is more than your appearance.
-You are smart.
-You are loved.
-You are wanted.
-You are needed.
-Better days are coming.
-Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright.
-You have more potential than you think.
- Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.
Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x
I was going to sleep
I just decided to check tumblr before I would do that, no need to attack me this hard
me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something
me at 2 am:
No one was charged for the murder of Breonna Taylor.
One ex-officer (who did NOT shoot Breonna Taylor) was indicted for wanton endangerment* of the life of the persons living next door after shots were blindly fired into their apartment.
(*wanton endangerment is a class D felony, the same as shoplifting or stealing mail…)
Breonna Taylor is NOT listed as a victim in the indictment.
There have been no charges made for the death of Breonna Taylor.
There is not, and will not be justice for Breonna Taylor
#NOJUSTICENOPEACE
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
Jaskier did not shiw his ankles?! 😲😲 The audacity, the indecorum!!
Geralt trying to be respectful but there's only so much a man can take
People call Geralt old fashioned, as if just because he’s nearly a century old he doesn’t understand modern sensibilities. But that’s not it. He understands perfectly well that the world changes, but he still thinks there’s some value in a certain sense of decorum.
Jaskier, however, has no decorum whatsoever.
As if it wasn’t bad enough that he goes around with his doublet undone, showing off a lacy undershirt beneath – because that’s the fashion now, apparently, and young people these days have no problem with that sort of thing – there are even times when he removes his doublet entirely, leaving Geralt to deal with a lot of billowy shirtsleeves and uncomfortably transparent fabric.
It’s hard not to look, okay, when there’s all of… that on display. (Broad shoulders, the firm swell of his chest muscles, a tangling of dark hair that you want to dig you fingers into -)
It’s even worse when Jaskier choose to roll his sleeves up past his elbows (revealing the soft, pale skin of his forearms which aches to be kissed). Worse still when Jaskier continues to gesture wildly as he talks, hands flicking back and forth in Geralt’s field of view, constantly flitting distractions of skin and joints and blue veins barely visible.
Geralt steels himself. It’s just Jaskier being Jaskier. It doesn’t mean anything. He ought to be ashamed of his… blatant ogling. It’s unbecoming of a man his age.
“… Geralt? are you listening?” Jaskier snaps his fingers in front of Geralt’s face and his attention is caught by the delicate lines of his wrist, the scent of lavender emanating from his pulse point, the faint, faint sound of blood throbbing beneath the skin.
He schools his face into a carefully neutral frown. “Hmm,” he says, hoping that will induce Jaskier to drop it.
Jaskier narrows his eyes but says nothing, soon distracted by throwing himself onto the room’s single bed. “My feet are killing me,” he complains, one hand pressed to his forehead dramatically. “And it’s all your fault for making me walk everywhere.”
Geralt averts his eyes as Jaskier removes his boots and peels off his socks, damn him. Some things were not meant to be done in company.
Jaskier thrusts one foot toward Geralt and wiggles his toes. “Give me a foot rub?” he says, as if that was something you casually asked your friends to do.
Geralt makes the mistake of glancing over and is greeted by not only the elegant arch of his foot, but also a shapely, fine-boned ankle and the soft, inviting swell of a calf.
He feels light headed. His heart is pounding. This is beyond the pale, even for Jaskier. His ankle is right there. It’s indecent. It’s scandalous. It’s downright shameful.
Geralt commits the sight to memory for… later consideration.
“Come on,” Jaskier wheedles. “Help a fellow traveller out. I’ll call for a bath and we can share the tub while you massage my toes.”
The… the audacity. The impropriety. The blood is roaring in his ears. He thinks he might faint.
He sets his face into his most intimidating grimace and growls, “Fuck off, bard.”
Jaskier just laughs, high and light. “Oh, Geralt, you really are too much fun.”
Geralt pouts. He doesn’t see what’s so damn funny.
Geralt, lowering his head onto the table: Do you ever feel so happy that you suspect that it's not real? Like everything around you feels... fuzzy.
Jaskier, taking Geralt's drink away from his hand: Alright, love, I think that's enough for today.
Lambert, smirking: When do you feel like that?
Eskel: Lambert.
Geralt: Every time I'm with you guys. And Ciri. And Jaskier. Every time Jaskier and I are having se-
Jaskier: ALRIGHTY THEN, THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY, let's get you to bed, dear. *stands up*
Lambert: *bursting in loud laughter*
Eskel: *sigh* C'mon, I'll help you.
Jaskier: It's okay, dear, I've got this.
Geralt, letting himself be pulled upwards by Jaskier: Jask, do you know how much I love you?
Jaskier: I love you too, darling, now let's get you to bed.
Jaskier: *bends down, swinging Geralt over his shoulder with a little effort* *walks away with him* Goodnight, guys!
Lambert: *spits out his drink*
Eskel: *gapes*
Lambert: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU CARRYING HIM, HE'S LIKE TWICE YOUR SIZE-
Jaskier: *chuckles*
Geralt, raising his head, smiling drunkenly: I'M FEELING FUZZY AGAIN!!
My Favorite Kind Of Night Series - COMPLETED.
Camboy!Bucky Barnes x CEO!Reader
Run-through: On Friday nights, you are punctual to your virtual meet-up with your favorite camboy over a streaming platform, for your private stream session. You’ve known him for a couple of months now. He goes by the alias of ‘Winter Soldier’ on the platform, which is perfect for the kind of man he is; brawny and drop dead gorgeous. Over the past few months, he has become your favorite kind of night. And secretly, you became his as well. You two get closer over time, and things get interesting when your real, professional lives gets intertwined.
Themes throughout the series: sex worker!bucky, smut, phone sex, fluff, language, dirty talk
My Favorite Kind Of Night: COMPLETED.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease
Idea: dragon Jaskier but he doesn't know he's a dragon (he himself is confused why he isn't aging). He only finds out when Geralt is in mortal danger and his fight or flight reflex kicks in!!!
Jaskier doesn’t like thinking about time. He’s a very vain creature, he can admit that - he likes his silks and colorful clothes, expensive oils, takes care of his skin and nails, even on the Path. He’s vain and so he doesn’t like thinking about time when he’ll be wrinkled and gray and everything will hurt.
Aside from being vein, that’s what scares him the most.
The idea that one day his body will refuse to cooperate, that one day he won’t be able to follow his wanderlust. Won’t be able to follow Geralt.
That’s why he doesn’t think about it at all. Yes, Jaskier’s aware that he’s been walking the Continent with Geralt for decades now but well, he feels okay, nothing hurts, aside from some old wounds.
He has a feeling that they’re both avoiding thinking about his mortality. Sometimes, Jaskier catches his lover looking at him with sad eyes, when they pass a village where a funeral took place not long ago.
When that happens, Jaskier pulls his Witcher into his arms and pets his hair until Geralt can’t think of anything but his love and sleep. It works for years.
With all the not-thinking about Jaskier’s mortality, they haven’t really had an occasion to think about Geralt’s mortality. Jaskier makes sure his reckless lover doesn’t take contracts that sound impossible to too dangerous for one Witcher, and he’s always there after a hunt to take care of his wounds.
However, it turns out that monsters are not what’s really a threat to Geralt’s life. Jaskier stares in horror at the small army of the local Duke that apparently doesn’t want to pay Geralt the small fortune he owes the Witcher for the nest of vampires.
They look at the armed men, aware that there’s no way they can leave this place alive.
“Go,” Geralt snarls at him, gripping a sword. “They don’t want you.”
“Like fuck I’m leaving you,” Jaskier hisses, suddenly angry. People are coming for his Witcher and he hates it when people come for his Witcher.
Geralt is…precious to him. No one gets to hurt his precious Witcher.
Suddenly, there’s something warm in his chest. Warmth that grows and spreads until it feels like he has a blazing fire in his chest, rumbling and tumbling until it’s ready to spill.
“Geralt, run,” he manages to gasp before the world shakes and everything shifts.
When Jaskier opens his eyes again, his wings are spread and he feels invincible. He doesn’t know what’s happening aside from that fact that these people are a danger to his treasure and he will kill them all.
He roars, head thrown back and spots fire at them, just above their heads, watching in satisfaction as they scramble and panic, screams rising on the hill.
His treasure his hidden safely by his side and Jaskier curls his tail around Geralt, pressing him close.
“Jaskier?” he hears from behind when they’re left alone and it’s another strange instinct to shift smaller and smaller until he’s in Geralt’s arms.
“I remember,” he gasps.
From Girl Scout’s social media. The original Twitter thread is here.
This one’s for the girls.
I just had an absurd conversation.
Feel free to repost to keep away creeps.
The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller
When they wake up, it takes them a while to realise that they have me. I’m in their heads by then, and my wings are unfurled, the talons sunk into the brain. Groaning when they realise I’m with them, they try to go back to sleep. More sleep might be enough to drive me away, they think.
It doesn’t work like that.
Sara’s her name. Her lover whispers it when they both wake up, only minutes apart. I whisper the name, too—don’t worry, she can’t hear it—and I try to get a feel for her. Not a very expressive face, she keeps it blank and featureless. The sort of girl who’d hide inside a boring old cardigan and pretend she’s too good for fashion.
She groans louder and swivels her feet off of the bed, down to the floor.
“Bad sleep?” the partner asks.
“Headache.”
“Bad?”
“Explosive.”
That makes me smile. A lot of people just leave it at ‘headache’, like I don’t deserve any qualifiers, like I don’t deserve to be acknowledged in my uniqueness. But no, I like Sara now. I revel in her description of me, I hold the letters out on a string of gold, and I want the word tattooed onto my metaphorical forehead.
Explosive.
“Damn. I don’t wanna be you right now,” the partner mutters.
Beaming, I pulse harder and harder, beating down on the walls of the brain, breaking brick and shaking the mortar. It’s one thing to be admired by your friends, it’s another entirely to hear your enemies’ complaints. If you give them nothing to complain about, what even is the point of your existence?
“Please don’t.” Sara is dragging her feet towards the bathroom now. Her limbs feel numb. I hold on to what I’ve got.
“We’re out of pills, the painkillers, I mean.”
Sara glares at her partner. Well, she tries to, but I don’t think she quite manages. It’s enough to get the partner out of the bed, though.
“I’ll get some more from the pharmacy. You can rest easy today. You should call work, let them know you won’t make it.”
Sara has her fingers on her forehead now, and she’s rubbing her temples, rubbing her forehead, rubbing whatever part of the skin outside of her skull that she thinks I might be hiding in. It’s a pitiful attempt, if you know anything about me, about headaches in general.
“Rest easy! That’s an order, private!” the partner announces, tries to be cute.
“Just get out already!” Sara yells, and then she whines loudly, gripping her head and stumbling back towards the bed.
The partner is a little taken aback. “Sorry,” she says, and slips out of the room.
I continue to work my magic. The last one I had my talons in was an old lady who didn’t really make it all the way to the end of my tenure.
“I know you can hear me,” Sara says, and I glance up to see if her partner has returned. “Yes, you. Headache. I know you’re there.”
Releasing my hold, I stare at the end of the bed. Sara takes her hands off of her head and wraps them around her knees. “I don’t have much to say to you. Just know that you won’t make it out of my body. You won’t survive.”
“Explosive,” I whisper to myself. Was it the truth?
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
As I’m continuing to try to educate myself on the Black Lives Matter Movement, I decided to watch “The Hate U Give”, which is a movie highlighting the life of a young teenage girl named Starr who is forced to find a balance between her black heritage and community back in her hometown versus her white privilege at school. I decided to make a collage highlighting some of the impactful quotes and pictures from this movie in order to share the powerful message and importance of this movie especially in light of the current times today. This movie was such a compelling and inspirational film as it encompasses the reality of police brutality, the fear and uncertainty that black families have to constantly face throughout their whole lives even at a young age, as well as a young black teen girl finding her own voice and speaking out for what’s right as she stands up for her beliefs after experiencing a traumatizing incident that alters her perspective and life forever.
I highly recommend this movie (and the book which this movie was based on as well) as it truly opened my eyes to the perspectives of the black community and really helped me to further grasp and understand the cruciality and power of the Black Lives Matter movement in their situation as a reflection of the current times today. I believe that even watching movies, listening to podcasts, reading books, and more that highlight the Black Lives Matter message is a really great and accessible way for us all to further educate ourselves on this movement as well as we are able to further our knowledge and understanding from the perspective of the black community. Moving forward, I plan to continue to utilize all the widely available resources to me and do all that I can to learn and broaden my perspective so that I am able to fully support and understand this movement and the black community to the best of my abilities.
Keep up the pressure, just because the “trend” is over doesn’t mean the movement is over. The impact and power that the unity of this movement has been creating is tremendous and we can’t stop now. Anything helps and we will keep fighting on together for justice and change, we got this!
I have included some links down below to different websites that provide a wide range of various movies, books, podcasts, and other really great resources that help educate on the BLM movement as well so feel free to check them out if interested/ want to learn more!
https://www.cnet.com/news/black-lives-matter-movies-tv-shows-and-books-on-systemic-racism/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bUJrgX8vspyy7YttiEC2vD0DawrpPYiZs94V0ov7qZQ/htmlview
https://www.vromansbookstore.com/blm-learning-about-anti-racist-work
https://fashionmagazine.com/culture/anti-black-racism-awareness-books-movies-resources/
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