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Reading Legolas/ Gimli fics:

Truer words have never been written

Dadneto Fans @ Fox/The Writers:

ok so top 5 or at least some very very gay one piece fights

luffy vs. katakuri: sometimes you just stab yourself in solidarity after fighting for a whole damn day while you learn to respect the other and sometimes you say he’ll beat your mother right before he leaves a hat on your face. sometimes you’ll be one of the very few opponents he’ll call his name. sometimes you beat each other bloody to cope

garp vs. roger: no particular fight here it’s just the inherent homoeroticism of chesing each other all around the world and comparing all other enemies to the other while wistfully looking into the distance as if it could make the other appear. he’s your mortal enemy then you trust him to save your unborn son this is just how it goes. also he’s the thiccest himbo thats ever graced marine colors

crocodile vs mingo: its the bitter jelous ex energy that just adds to the sexual tension of mingo beheading croco who all but spits on the ground and tells him to fuck himself while mingo pretends to be surpised that prison didnt humble him and says he’s jelous for siding with the other side. this is not heterosexual.

zoro vs. kaku: first of all zoro pops a boner at the sight of every decent swordman, second of all there’s just no heterosexual explanation for any of these panles i’ll let these talk for themselves:

“you’ve draw your sword [prev panel is of a very stragetically palced one]” “it’s moaning for blood” ‘your whole body is a weapon” like Mr. Roronoa sir maybe if you just said you want to suck his dick you wouldn’t have popped a whiole ass Asura in front of everyone. bitch you are gay

1. nami vs. kalifa: the greeting from the bath, nami saying how hot she is multiple times during the whole arc, nami calling sanji a mess for letting kalifa’s beautify do her in then falling for it within the same breath, the cloth ripping. if there is one regret nami has of her time with the strawhats is that she missed the chance of kalifa railing her silly. 

conclusion: zoro and her commiserate over their chance of getting laid in enies lobby in gay drunk silence

Mine cast: endless jokes in the Greek story unit

A name is a spell you cast on your child when they’re born

I came here to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now

I know way too much about gay sex for an awkward female virgin who’s mostly interested in women b/c fanfiction: a memoir by me

Queen’s performance everyone

Project ive been working on

Song: le bal des chats by cècile corbel

gege is the #1 seat

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

absolutely obsessed with cross guild implications

mihawk now has to put up with buggy. this is pure comedy, every second of it. shanks would love it so much. he wants to be invited to the party I bet

crocodile and mr 3 probably have the most awkward working relationship known to man. like crocodile tried to kill him remember. and then he decided to follow this random ass clown pirate instead. now that clown pirate is an emperor. but still a fucking loser. and crocodile is ALSO working for him. what a beautiful mess.

I bet crocodile is trying to use buggy for his own gain somehow but I’ll bet anything that he ends up doing nothing but helping buggy succeed even further. buggy unintentionally ruins all of croc’s evil plans while croc unintentionally pushes buggy into a kind of success he definitely didn’t plan for at all. crocodile is gonna be so fucking mad about it I just know it and it’s gonna be amazing to watch

if law is convinced, even for a small moment, that buggy is the real deal, almost everyone will. very likely all of the supernovas. more importantly, possibly also blackbeard. watch him miscalculate something in his evil plan because he foolishly thinks another yonkou might pose a challenge to him

one day zoro is gonna challenge mihawk for a very serious duel about the title of the greatest swordsman in the world, but before that he’s gonna have to ask “so why do you work for the clown luffy could beat up before we even ran into you at baratie” and even worse, mihawk will have to answer that