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Poolverine 12. Writer and editor au

“And how many fucking times have you tried calling this guy?” Logan asked Ellie who looked far too tired for it to only be Monday. 

“Three on Thursday, ten on Friday, and so far sixteen today.” He checked his watch, it was only 11am. 

“You sure he’s not dead?” The woman shook her head, sitting up straighter as she pulled her computer close. Logan came around to her side, watching as she typed away. A website he knew his daughter used to post memes and ‘shit-posts dad, it’s a hellsite’ came up. She logged in and second later had another account up. 

“He’s been blogging all night. Memes, pokemon fanart, some boobs on his private account. This is his main where fans sometimes send questions and he sometimes answers them. That question there.” She pointed to a question. ‘Why don’t you get off your lazy ass and reply to your goddamn editor’. “I asked him that at 2am.  

Logan scratched at his scruff as he read the reply. ‘My dear dear Ellie, suck my dick. I’ll send you the next chapter once I’m done.’

“And that’s the only communication he’s given you? When the hell is his book due?” He lent back. Ellie turned in her seat and shook her head at him. 

“No. I sent him another question and he made a post about authors needing time to see their babies grow or some shit. That’s the last I heard from him, but he reblogged a cat playing in snow about a minute ago.” She was back on her laptop, refreshing the page. “And some fanart for his series.”

“Hm.” Logan grunted looking over the screen once more. Deadpool, real name Wade Wilson was a handful. That’s how he went through six editors in two years. Ellie was at her wits end and had called in Logan to deal with him. Logan was the editor they called in as a last choice. He wasn’t afraid to barge into an author's house and harass them until they wrote. Charles, the owner of the publishing house, said to him that this guy might be his biggest task yet.  “And when is his book due?”

“Next monday. He has a week to get three chapters done, and for me to edit them. Charles wanted it half a month ago.”

“Got it. Pack up your laptop, we are going to give this little prick a visit.” 

-

“Hey now, you’re an all star, something something, get paid.” A voice from the otherside of the door that the two editors stood at. Logan clenched his jaw as he knocked on the door. There was silence before a light patter of feet came to the door. Logan stood there with his arms crossed, Ellie just off to the side to not be seen by the author through the peephole. 

“Are you the dancer Dopinder got me for my birthday?” Came the voice on the other side of the door. Logan uncrossed his arms, and jutted out a hip. 

“Sure thing Bub. Open the door so we can get the party started, darlin’” The door was unlocked and thrown open with such speed it nearly got torn off its hinges. Logan didn’t waste another second, shouldering himself inside with Ellie on his heels. 

“What- Oh come on! You got me excited for nothing?” The man whine when he saw the woman enter. “What, did you get me this piece of eye candy in hopes to trade for the next chapter?”

Logan ignored the man as he looked around the room. Pizza boxes, random socks thrown on the floor, the dumbest looking dog he’d ever seen laying beside an open laptop. He moved towards the laptop and opened it up. 

“Chapter 23

What the actual fuck do I write here. They all died. The end.”

“Hey, that's private info that’s only supposed to be between me and the Xavier’s publishing house.” Wade had slapped the laptop out of Logan’s hands. It landed on the dog, who gave a disgruntled sniff and layed back down. 

“I am a fucking editor. He’s still working on chapter 23, what was the last chapter you got?” Ellie opened up her own laptop and was going through some documents. She looked a little less disheartened when she looked up again. 

“20.” Logan grabbed Wade by the shoulder and shoved him down beside the dog. With one hand holding him there, he bent down so they were face to face. He ignored the man’s pretty eyes as he spoke. 

“Here is what we are going to do Bub. You are going to give your editor those two chapters, then you and I are going to get the next few out. I don’t care if I have to tie you up and glue your hand’s to the fucking keyboard. You will start writing, and you will not stop until your fingers bleed. You are getting this done, today.” Wade looked from Logan to Ellie. 

“Where the hell did you find this guy? He’s going to get my dick hard, not get rid of my writer’s block.” Logan grabbed him, spun him around and pinned him on the floor, sitting on the man’s back. 

“I’m the editor they call when authors are being little shits.” Wade moaned into the floor and nodded. 

“Yeah, Okay. I can work with this. Sexy mafia boss business. Got a real bad boy air aboutcha ” 

“Send me the last two chapters Wade, and I can leave you two to… all this.” She waved a hand at them. Logan sat the computer in front of Wade, still sitting on his back. The man quickly sent the editor the last two chapters. He then opened his own document. 

“Chapter 23.

Write here about MC getting his fucking back blown out by some mafia boss-editor person.”

POOLVERINE FIC RECS

(Pt. 2!)

I’m exhausted from life and my embed links refuse to work but ITS OKAY! We power through because I can’t keep these masterpieces to myself!

[Unwanted, Dead or Alive by fanficbug]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58042384

[the bucket list by @kanashikute]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57853921

[The Best Pieces of Myself by @marv-with-a-v]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60606436

[how lucky [ain’t that a kick in the head] by @potrix-the-queerschlaeger]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59191030

Mentally Unwell Wade + Friends.

Wade’s friends have different ways to try to help him when he’s in the middle of a psychosis episode. When he’s having a bad one about the Viewer’s watching him, each friend has a different way to help:

If they are at home: Logan hides him. Will wrap him up in pillows and blankets until nothing can be seen by anyone and will lay on top of him. He’ll crush Wade, cover his whole body so no one can see him. His own weighted blanket.

If out in public, he’ll be a watchdog. Double, triple, how many times needed, check to make sure noone is watching them. He’ll wrap an arm around Wade and walk with his claws out. Anyone wanna have their eyes on Wade- they’ll get Logan’s claws in their eyes. 

Laura will make him question, in the most rude teenager way possible. "Why?"

“Why do you think anyone would want to watch you?” It's rude, but it works. Why would anyone be watching him? At the moment he’s watching TV with his family- why would the Viewers want to watch that? It’s boring. Why? Nothing worth watching. It weirdly calms him down. Just why?

Vanessa will tell him she understands he’s scared, and that yeah this fucking sucks this feeling. She’ll offer a makeover- If the Viewers are looking for Wade, they just have to make Wade disappear for a bit. The makeover has a lot of pampering to it, baths and face masks. A bit of distraction too, gossiping and painting their nails. It gets his mind off what his brain is telling him for a bit. 

Dopinder will pick him up wherever he is and they’ll drive. He’ll weave in and out of traffic with the music loud. The Viewer's can’t see him if they are faster than the speed limit. They’ll get on the highway and drive faster than the voices can reach them. Dopinder will chatter away about customers he’s had as of late, and try to get Wade involved with a conversation of some sort. He’ll drive and drive and drive, and Wade will talk. 

They might not understand what Wade is feeling or thinking, but all can see he’s scared. They love their friend and will do whatever is needed to help him out until his brain becomes less mean. Sometimes that’s making him question his thoughts, sometimes that’s a makeover, sometimes that’s going for a drive, and sometimes that’s bringing him somewhere safe to wait it out. 

Sometimes there is nothing they can do. They just stay by his side and wait it out. Letting him know he’s not alone. He is safe. He is loved. He is not alone. 

Wade WIP update!!! Gonna add his texture and scars, the Wolvie purse and some more frills once I start colouring!

The heels don’t look great (the one in the back just didn’t click for me ;-;) but we roll with it :p

Mini Wade invaded my notes in class today again D:

Still working on proper Wade art but the universe is siphoning away all my drawing time ;-;