Happy Annoy Squidward Day!

you may be able to resist the narrator, stanley, but can you resist DJ Casper?

//tw flashing lights probably (credit: thatredactedguy on tiktok)

HEY YOU

YEAH YOU

GO SUPPORT MY FRIEND'S GLORIOUS COMIC RN

idc if it has two posts right now support it 😁💢

Chapter 1, Page 1: The beginning

//HAPPY HOLIDAYS

//uh. i did promise ya’ll that i’d make it, so I did! i even made it a card so if you want to give your best friend- i dunno- a dmitri card?? you can do that?? idk- ANYWAYS UH

//have a good Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate! I love you all!

//be back soon!! :) ❤️❤️❤️

yeah whats it to you buster

Wha...?

Are trying to insinuate something trashy????

The dawn of the final day… Flat Fuck Friday…

Last one of 2021, boyos. Let's make her the flattest fuck we can.

I Think I will cause problems on purpose :)

#Existingisoverparty

T r a s h c a t

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

Me apathetically scrolling passed all the iOS censorship disaster discussion knowing full well nothing will make me abandon this website as my base social media platform in favor of subjecting myself to the cognitohazard that is Twitter