WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!

oh shit here we go again-

Weird girl-

Also look at that, I'm actually posting within 2 months of having this app-

I can't help but question how the hell she's so hyper- and how she's still living-

share to slap gasters bald head

you should go follow this blog this looks neato ❤❤ :]

Rupert: Now, if I did it right, we might get some asks.

hey i got a dsaf account now-

so if ya'll like that the account is @mother-trashcat

be warned- there's a lot of phoneys-

not yet anyway-

The dawn of the final day… Flat Fuck Friday…

Last one of 2021, boyos. Let's make her the flattest fuck we can.

You can only reblog this today.

MILF: TERMINATED

BONG: TERMINATED

GIRL: TERMINATED

i've been reading through this and i

i feel a sense of impending doom

Well, Hubert, there's a first time for everything! Including seeing the Petrov side of the castle!

“Indeed... Dmitri always freaked out whenever I asked if I could visit. He didn’t want me to come over, for some odd reason. We just usually hung out in the royal garden, which my family owns.” Hubert explained quietly as he observed the other side of the castle. There were painted portraits here and there of Dmitri’s father and mother but no Dmitri, as if he was completely disregarded or removed. Neither parent looked happy, although it was surprisingly dark as Hubert progressed forward. It was hard to see the details of the portraits, even if Hubert stopped to observe them closely.

Jack observed the portraits closely. With a flap of his golden wings, he ascended slightly into the air so he could get closer to one of the portraits. Dmitri’s father looked outright angry, with glasses tucked snugly over the brim of his nose and his eyes narrowed as though staring at the observers. He had black hair and pale skin with a thick beard that curled over his mouth. Dmitri’s mother had clothing that showed a lot of her skin but covered just enough where it wasn’t unsightly. She had long hair that flowed over her shoulders, although some of her hair was tied messily back by a red ribbon. She wore cherry lipstick and almost looked... amused? Jack didn’t like their faces already.

When the spirit noticed Hubert had continued onward, Jack quickly landed to follow and stay abreast of Hubert.

Yeah, totally! I Already sortahave an idea for it not even gonna lie-

I'd be down for this then! I'd have to ask a few questions, but I think I have an idea of how the AU works!

Can we ask villainverse Dmitri stuff while regular Dmitri is fighting Villain Wallace?

//Villianverse Dmitri hmm?

//Well first of all, I'd probably have to get a bit of permission to do that but- It might be cool since my reblog is taking painstakingly long

(Sorry about that btw- Haven't been feeling right mentally- I Shouldn't be taking breaks in the middle of a reblog but you know-)

//But yeah, if I were to arrange it right- Maybe I could do some Villian Dmitri asks- Maybe-

//But you know- ( ◜◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯