Proof That The Solution To Every Problem Is A Little Guy

I have eyebags because that's where I keep my eyes

i have eyebags cuz the light from my halo keeps me up all night

Wtf is tumblr doing 😭😭 staff worse than Sarumans after Gandalf became white

did i just witness @germanknifemommy / lilith get nuked in real time????? i was on her blog and then clicked a different post then went to click back in and it says "hmm. nothing here" ???? and the notification i got of her reblog is now gone. what the fuck dumblr???? give her back ~nya

Watching Venom eat a bunch of TERFs would make me violently horny

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

Yeah tumblr ads fuck hard sometimes

This what being my friend is like. I also stop to look at trees and bugs

It's kinda like overcompensating for the fact that you don't see women as people. "Oh no I think women are subhuman BUT IF I SAY that they're some divine god or whatever then that's better right?" When you're still not seeing women as humans

We joke and all but some of you really forget that people hate women.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Doesn't have to be mysterious. Clearly you can just shoot rich people. With a gun. Go off americans

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

I feel like you don't need to drink windex to lose your mind if you would drink windex to lose your mind but uhm... go off?

At this point I just wanna drink windex and wander into the forest, never to be seen again. Living out my life as a creature of the woods, terrorizing the local dog walkers and leaving that group of college students that hang out in the parking lot every Thursday evening with a sight to remember. I shall become a local urban legend and a gang of high schoolers will write a radio play about me in which the twist is that I am not the real monster and I devour the real antagonist.