Average Interaction Between A Gamer And A Lesbian (they’re Both Lesbians).

Patient: I feel tired all the time. Its like I have too much to do at every moment.

House: The patient needs clones to live!

House 2: More Clones!

Patient and Patient 2: We feel better now, thank you doctor-

House 3: We are very smart.

Wilson: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 2: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 3: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 4: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 5: I too am in this episode.

Wilson 6: I too am in this episode.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

And I would’ve gotten away with it to if it weren’t for your meddling polycule and your stupid aroace.

the way this was just the plot of amphibia twice over

Sheesh G-d forbid women do anything smh

Y’know, funnily enough I thought like this for a while. I knew gay people existed but until I was like 14 I thought being gay was for guys only. I’m not sure if it was lack of exposure (I didn’t use the internet until High School) or my development being slower cus of autism, but I just didn’t realize lesbians existed. Learning about sapphics really did change the trajectory of my life, huh (I say as I devote 95% of my free time to fictional lesbians).

Anyways love this classic Sashannarcy comic. Absolute banger. <3

silly billys

Unironically yes. Columbo, although using trickery and self-incrimination to catch criminals, which is morally and legally dubious, never has killed anyone despite most of the antagonists being murderers. I doubt that Columbo would do a police shooting or engage in police brutality. The police wouldn’t be perfect, but a clone army of Columbo Clones would genuinely fix a huge amount of the issues present with the police.

Columbo be like: Can I ask a question?

Everyone: No, fuck off Colombo. I request a lawyer

Fella’s, is it gay to want a Hydralic Exo-Skeleton with Heavy Armour plating? The answer is most definitely.

Another one thank you

Love and hate are merely two sides of obsession

Unfortunately you fail to realize they have neat armour so therefore are entirely morally correct and the definite good guys.

Fallout games will have a villain faction of fascist slavers with a leader named Dickface McFascist and some fans will say they're ideologically right or pure after they just wiped out an entire town of civilians.

OMG THIS IS REALLY GOOD! Love the mini fic! Love the Sashannarcy dynamics! Keep up the good work! <3 <3 <3

In the hospital, about a few days of Anne resting up after she gave birth to twins. She's gotten a few stares maybe, and comments of how 'a single mother like her should have considered the cost before getting pregnant' much to her chagrin.

She brushes it off though, knowing that their other parents will be back soon. And no, this isn't like a surrogate mother deal. The gurgling bundles she holds in her arms carry more than just a part of her in them, the loving part hopefully.

Sasha comes flying in through the door without as so much a knock, her arms outstretched as if about to swoop in to hug Anne, up until she notices them. Marcy soon comes in right behind, a sheepish laugh as she smiles at the scene. "She was a little too excited maybe-" Soon cut off by an exclamation, causing Anne to wince. "Babe, come onnnn!!! There's no such thing as 'too excited' when... Well, just look at them!" The blonde gestures to her wife, half-exasperation, half-barely controlled giddiness.

"I can't believe Anne popped these little suckers out of her!!!" She bleats through sniffling, her faltering smile turning into bawling as she caresses the face of the one with blue eyes. Anne would have said something snarky back but she was also enamored by the scene unfolding.

"This one's got my eyes.... THIS ONE'S GOT MY EYESSSSS" Her intense tone was met with a "Shhh" from her spouses. "Oh right whoops, anyways..." Practically vibrating, Sasha Waybright turned to scoop up Marcy in a twirling sort of hug. (Like you'd see in those cheesy 2000s romance movies) "WE'RE PARENTS BABYYYYYY, WE'RE ALL PARENTSSSSS" Her squealing infectious as she peppered Marcy's neck with kisses, causing them both to cause even more of a commotion. Surprisingly, the twins didn't seem to be bothered by all the noise, simply cooing along as Anne rocked them gently. Not to sleep necessarily, but for comfort and love. Anne knew that her own mom would have wanted the same for their twins. She could only hope she wouldn't be as grumpy, sighing a bit exhaustedly.

Those fucking dorks. The thought interrupted by Sasha suddenly coming over to her bedside.

"So... Calamity Powers?" "What???" "Y'know, since you're..." She gestures vaguely, although Anne picks up on what this means. "Ah... I guess? Well, I'm not entirely sure really... I think I just loved you guys so much that my body made these two, that also are kind of you? Well, mini-yous. I don't really remember how I even got them out!" She shrugs, doubting her words as a yawn leaves her mouth.

"Fair enough. Anyway, we got a bit of time to kill here soooo, you're stuck with us for 8 hours!" Sasha's tone was calmer this time but still chipper.

"And is that supposed to be a bad thing?" "Nahhhh, just wanted to make sure you knew you were ours." "When do I not?" A voice shoots up from a certain Marcy Waybright, adjusting her glasses. "Uhmmm, well maybe that one time you dated like three dudes, one after the other but then like you broke off from all of them anyway??? Sasha was heartbroken for weeks! I was just crying into my pillow every night during that whole time."

"Alright, you got me there..." She stifles a snort, still swaying her twins as gently as she can muster. And a surprise finds its way to her heart once more. Well, her left cheek rather, two surprises that leave lipstick marks. She hoped they didn't notice her eyes flicker with excitement.

This little goober couldn’t possibly commit horrors beyond human comprehension :3

Silly evil little creature in their silly evil little chair