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"aaihh~ c'mon! Spend more time with Me-"

"BOY TOUCH MY CAPE AGAIN I SWEAR!"

"Okay yellow"

"pardon?...."

"I didn't say anything"

When I say Bill can't remember Dipper's name, this is in the outline for a future chapter:

HEY UH uh uhhh uhhhhhhh MABEL'S BROTHER? NAME?? What's his name, it's the same length as Mabel's and it starts with the same letters, MARIO? MATTY? MAGNI? MABON? Isn't it Mabon? That sounds right, he's sure it was Mabon. IT'S REALLY PETTY OF YOU TO IGNORE BILL UNTIL HE GETS YOUR NAME RIGHT, MABON. No wait he went by a nickname, what was his nickname. It was a constellation. ORION? No. TRIANGULUM? Bill would remember if it was Triangulum. What's his sign, VIRGO?? CMON KID

[a worrying amount of time later:]

Meanwhile bill in the bathroom is doodling his zodiac on the mirror in toothpaste and going symbol by symbol "okay that one's Wendy, that's Gideon, that's Mabel— PINE TREE!" smacks the sink triumphantly. "YOUR NAME'S PINE TREE! STOP IGNORING ME, WHERE ARE YOU! ... maybe he IS out."

He forgets Dipper's name so hard that when Dipper stops wearing his cap Bill doesn't even remember which zodiac symbol he is

i think his gender is whatever goes with the bit.

rewatching the series means getting to make new memes for old episodes

meow

i haven’t drawn this guy in this form for a hot while (exclude yesterday, i just wanted to add onto the drawing )

Love how Ford and Bill bicker like an old divorced couple

Ford said, "I wrote about it in... my first journal..." 

"Ah," Bill said. "You mean the incinerated one." He said it so coolly, like he wasn't the one who incinerated it.

"Actually," Mabel said, "after everything went back to normal, Grunkle Ford's journals got un-incinerated!"

Bill made a poor show of trying not to look surprised. "You don't say."

"Yeah, good as new! They regrew their torn pages and everything," Mabel said. "And... then we kinda chucked them into the bottomless pit."

Bill cracked up, kicking out a foot in mirth. "You what?! You idiots, don't you know you had an invaluable occult encyclopedia in your hands? The second journal alone was the most important human grimoire of the last five hundred years!"

Ford was too irritated to be flattered. What business did Bill have mocking him, thirty seconds ago Bill had thought he was the one who destroyed the journals. Ford snapped, "I didn't want to keep anything you'd tainted."

He was gratified by how fast Bill stopped laughing. "Then burn down your shack and lobotomize your hippocampus," Bill muttered.

He's like, three seconds away from rubbing his hands on Ford's face and saying "Now you have my cooties. Kill yourself."

Two chapters ago he told Ford he wanted to be friends again.

TADC SCENE REDRAWWW

this is so canon, i would know

Mabel and Bill were sitting on the couch when Soos passed from the gift shop through the living room. As Soos passed, Bill was saying, "No, I just don't see relationships as eternal. Romance is a short term commitment. Like a fashion trend, or, or—"

"Like gum?"

Bill snapped his fingers. "Yes! Exactly like gum!"

As he headed upstairs, Soos heard Mabel say, "So when a romance starts to lose its flavor, you just—" and Bill cut in, "You spit it on the sidewalk, grind it under your heel, and float away without looking back, never thinking about it again..."

A few minutes later, after changing out of his Mr. Mystery suit into a more comfortable question mark t-shirt, Soos headed back downstairs. Bill was still talking: "... and all you get out of it is sickly sweet spit, you're just—swallowing all this sweet spit until it makes your mouth sour and it's dripping out around your eye, and it makes you hungrier than if you'd never eaten at all, and all your friends say 'oh Bill, you're always griping about your gum, why don't you settle down to eat a proper meal,' and you say 'how about you mind your own business, Kryptos, I don't lecture you about your diet,' and then your other friends accuse you of choosing inedible snacks so you don't have to commit to swallowing them, because they don't get that you're a flawless energy being, you don't need 'nutrition' or 'sustenance,' this is just a hobby to you—and then you just, you get sick of the taste of gum altogether, you never want to chew gum again as long as you live, it's always so needy and your jaw hurts, and it's your fault if you can't focus on chewing the stupid thing all day every day, like maybe you have a life of your own, did anyone consider that? So you burn down a gum factory so you don't have to look at their stupid ads! And then an eon later you find yourself craving a stick of gum, so you find a different brand and cram a new one in."

Mabel, who'd been listening to Bill's monologue in wide-eyed stunned silence, finally smiled in relief as he landed on a familiar sentiment. She pumped her fist in the air. "Yeah! Cram a new one in!"

"You get me, kid."

I think there might be something wrong with Bill.

uhhjj idk Bill doodles and my flatland linesona sneak ig (also Bipper doodle)

A reminder that the interest form closes in a week!

INTEREST FORM

yeah ofc you can i dont mind if you credit me :3

yknow when i said i prolly wouldnt post more billtober stuff?? Well i lied- Instagrams algorithm isnt helping me out rn so im hoping id have better luck w tumblr bc i really like this one 😭 (Day 8: Bill Possession)

yknow when i said i prolly wouldnt post more billtober stuff?? Well i lied- Instagrams algorithm isnt helping me out rn so im hoping id have better luck w tumblr bc i really like this one 😭 (Day 8: Bill Possession)

Drawing Object-head Bill in stupid tshirts i find off pinterest is my favourite pasttime actuvity now- Also Bipper and Zubin flower bonus

I forget i have tumblr uhh- This was Billtober day 3 if im not wrong (only Billtober post thats going here probably)

Bill doodle dump

BIPPER!!!! :D

Uhhjjj dave and bambi roleswap au thing real uhhhhh

bill doodle sneak also i got more if yall wanr

LOOK IT’S ME

START A CHAIN REBLOG OF BILL PHOTOS (please?)

just give me a moment

LOOK IT’S ME

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finally my bill folder gets put to use

LOOK IT’S ME

START A CHAIN REBLOG OF BILL PHOTOS (please?)