Caine Can Get Scary… So Scary In Fact That He Breaks Panel Structure And Gives Himself Mood Lighting.

Have y'all ever thought about Bill's size? Like actually?

He's like what, a foot and a half tall? Which sounds tiny until you realize that's over twice times the size of your head. His eyeball would be like the size of a fist!

He's massive! It would be utterly horrifying to see this guy in front of you. How the hell did Ford not realize he was a demon??

>>START_LOG: HostLog_2: Subject: Host 2.9 Name: Animatic (Ani for short) Species: Unknown Source: Animatic Battle Gender: Unknown Pronouns: he/they/it(?) Description: Animatic was first brought up to us by Dr. Schvelts after they had done the first round of universe reviews for possible test subjects for Group 2. Animatic takes the appearance of a drawing of some sort, a light blue cross marking on the ‘face’ of it. His outline is black, another lighter outline underneath, and his limbs are that of a stick figure, one arm being vermilion red and the other ultramarine blue, the same for the legs but the colors flipped. Ani is known to change in size, shape, and color. We fear this subject. Known Abilities: The possibilities of their abilities are endless. We do not know how powerful they are but if their show is anything to go off of, they may be the most powerful Host here out of all of them.  Procedures to take: We will ATTEMPT to hinder their ability to teleport with a mixture of both Algebrien and Object protocols. In addition to this, we will send it to the deeper levels upon entry, far away from any important machinery and other hosts, but given its intelligence, we may be forced to use more intensive pacifying measures. END_LOG.

It's so nice to get a reminder in 2023 that Bill Cipher was/is THE villain of all time. He's the worst thing that ever happened to a random town in Oregon. He's a triangle. His backstory is basically the novel "Flatland" from 1884 but with more arson. He projects his family issues onto a 12-year old girl and subsequently tries to murder her. He's a fan of Dr. Strangelove. He's questioning his sexual orientation. He was defeated by kittens, then tickles, then by a senior citizen in his underwear. He's utterly terrifying. He's pathetic and cringefail. He lies about being happy "for courtesy." He lies until he's not lying anymore. He refuses to grow up and mature. He once fell down a flight of stairs on purpose. No one will ever do it like he did

Portal Era nuisance

Alternatively:

F**ck/Gasp comic meme but with tadc🎪✨

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

yeah ofc you can i dont mind if you credit me :3

yknow when i said i prolly wouldnt post more billtober stuff?? Well i lied- Instagrams algorithm isnt helping me out rn so im hoping id have better luck w tumblr bc i really like this one 😭 (Day 8: Bill Possession)

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Nightmare Bill but human or smt idk