One Of The Truly Most Horrifying Parts Of Mouthwashing Is The Relationship Between Anya And J*mmy. It’s

Everyone always says how much they love himbos but where were you when it was time to choose team instinct in Pokémon go?

Why do I see your Pokémon in a red or blue gym after saying how much you love himbos on your blog?

Your love for himbos is just performative but I’m in the TRENCHES because that’s how real I am

(I love spark he’s such a cutie)

Wanted to show yo u what I made

Enjoy

My face when I see people on tiktok giving REAL homeless people the choice between a scratch card and bread as if it wasn’t portrayed as a deranged and terrible thing to do IN THE SHOW:

Take me to onion island that is the place where I can be free

I’m actually

Dr sunshine is bread

If there’s one thing you need to know about me is that I LOVE zombies

A lot of media with zombies will be a hit with me because it’s not about the zombies it’s about what people do with the trope

LIKE at this point it’s not about the damn zombies, they’re a plot device to help you deepen your characters and people can do that in such an interesting way in apocalypse stories

ALSO THE WAY THE ZOMBIES ARE CHANGED IN EVERY STORY I LOVE THAT I JUST LOVE WHEN PEOPLE HAVE FUN WITH IT THAT WAY !!!

I don’t watch enough zombie apocalypse media even though I love it😔

any good recommendations will be really appreciated too:))

All I have is questions after finishing arcane

Mostly about Ekkos tree

Like…bitch what happened??? Did the Lorax come by or what? I mean obviously it got fixed but how?

(I’m in denial)

OHHH YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR ME TALK ABOUT A QUIET FUCKING PLACE

LOOK I DONT FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THINGS BUT OH MY GOD IT WAS AN ENTIRE WASTE OF AN HOUR

Maybe I’m just not like good at seeing the depths and nuance of film or whatever but THE CHARACTERS WERE STUPID AND I CANT ENJOY SOMETHING WITH STUPID CHARACTERS THAT ARENT STUPID ON PURPOSE!!! THEY COULD AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS FAMILY IS A STUPID STUPID FAMILY THAT IS DUMB BUT THEY DONT EVEN DO THAT??? THE MOVIE ACTS LIKE THEY SHOULD SURVIVE WHEN THEY ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT!!!

RAAAA WHY IS SHE PREGNANT WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THETES EVIL BEASTS WHO WILL EAT HER BABY ESPECIALLY WHEN HER OTHER KID DIED TOO LIKE 😒

They could’ve made it less stupid by saying ‘oh she was pregnant BEFORE the quiet place happened’ BUT IT SPECIFICALLY STATES THAT SHE GOT PREGNANT WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING! IN WHAT FANTASY LAND ARE YOU LIVING IN THAT MAKES YOU THINK OH YEAH LETS HAVE SEX WITH OUR KIDS IN THE HOUSE AND ALSO MONSTERS ROAMING AROUND !!!

Don’t even with me right now IT MAKES ME SO IRRATIONALLY MAD !!!

Don’t watch a quiet place I could sum the whole movie up in about 4 ish paragraphs. nothing significant happens until the end AND BY THAT POINT ITS OVER!!

But prove me wrong I like hearing different opinions👍

OKAY OKAY WAIT

Thank you TikTok comment for helping me realise this (I have never had a single original thought and for that I do not apologise) but when Swansea puts the axe into the screen thing, it’s directly into the sun, right?

JUST LIKE HOW HE KILLS DAISUKE WITH THE AXE

‘YOU USELESS RAY OF GOD DAMN SUNSHINE’ LIKE HELLO??? SUBTLE FORESHADOWING

THIS GAME IS EVERYTHING