Yah Know Now Why Have Calf When You Can Have A Cow? Every Real Man Dreams It's About Fantasy Mothers

Let him do it. But on these condition. He has to send pictures and narratives and no secret rendezvous. You get the full background before you approve anything. And every time he can do this only on your approval… your honey-dolist is ✅. You tell her it’s okay. No one is in the wonderment of anything going awry. You get the wet real fantasy of knowing he is plowing into another woman’s body with reckless abandon! You can invision the woman with every detail of your new favorite pornstar husband! Some very hot erotica awaits your life ahead!

If you can’t see this then tell him absolutely not you bring this up again we’re done!

Would you be okay with a hall pass?

So my husband and I had a conversation the other day that really irked me. We are long distance right now, and he made a joke about finding some other girl to fuck cuz he was horny. And I half-joked back and said he wouldn’t do it even if I gave him permission to. And this spiraled into a weird argument because he wouldn’t just admit that he wouldn’t have sex with a rando. Finally I got him to admit it, but his reason was that it would destroy me and I would never be able to forgive him for that. And it kinda hurt my feelings because I wanted him to say it because he loves me and doesn’t want anyone else. Idk. I’m just here to vent. But I would like input. What do you guys think?

I would have to introduce you to my wife first but yeah I can do it.

Reblog if you’d be down to fuck a follower from tumblr

And the right guy would never get tired of looking at that, suporting all that, working for all that ....What a beautiful struggle indeed.

Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance, aye! The beautiful struggle of putting on pants..

Well, if you just can’t come out with it, maybe you can picture it… Lol no for real! If you’re imagining Me, emoji, it to me. 🎤🎵Let’s get it started in here🎶!!

Send me Emojis

🌹  I have a romantic crush on you

⭐️ I have a platonic crush on you

🌈  I’m gay for you

🤗  given the chance I would gladly hug you

💛 You are my best friend

💙 You are my closest friend

💚 You’re cute

🦄  you’re adorable

🎨  you’re artistically talented

💕  we have a lot in common

😑  you’re annoying

✖️  you’re mean

☄️ I wish we could talk

👽 you’re out of this world

🤙 you’re pretty cool

🔥 you’re hot

💋 I wanna make out with you

😊 Your blog makes me smile

😘 I’d date you

💍 I want to marry you

💓 I can’t stop thinking about you

💘 I love you so much 

🐶🐱 let’s get a dog/cat

👾 nerd

👻 I admire you from afar you probably don’t know I exist

🗑 You’re content is trash and i love you

😍 I aspire to be like you one day

🍀 I’m lucky to have met you

🤐 We don’t talk as much as we used to

🛫 You live far away and it sucks because I want to meet you

😩 I’m too shy to talk to you but I really love your blog

😇 You’re a sweet cinnamon bun

💎 Your blog is pretty

🐒 You’re funny

🎄 Wish to hang out over the holidays

⚔ I trust that you would have my back

👍 you are fun to be around

I know what I want for XxxMass!

Sometimes I could use this! Lol!

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them? Haha how does that sound? Give me a follow and message me so we get going 👅🍆🍑💦

I like a woman who makes it her priority to be on top of things… especially when she cumms to taking care my thing!!!

Truth!

Honey I Found it! Do we hang it down the hallway or in the bedroom?

Life is just a fantasy! I love making fantasies come true. It gives me such a feeling of YES!