I Need To (remembers Suicidal Jokes Are Bad For My Health) Drop A Giant Squid On New York City To End

Hiiiiiii!! Could you make Pokemon Teams for Rorschach and/OR Daniel/Nite Owl from Watchmen? I feel like they’d have some cool teams!!!

Well leave it to one of my favorite people to get this back up and running. This was surprisingly hard, but I had a good time. I decided to do Rorschach for now, but if the interest is still there I might do Daniel/Nite Owl later ^.^

For now let's take a look at Team Rorschach!

Team Rorschach

1. Charmeleon

I think charmander was his first pokemon. Being the son of a prostitute, poor dude was picked on a lot, I imagine his charmander would literally light fires under his bullies asses. Honestly the thought is extremely hilarious. So why a charmeleon and not a charizard? Charizard is too big...too loud...too noticeable. No one is usually suspicious of mid range or basic pokemon. Charmeleon is very protective and proactive whenever he's on a mission.

2. Ditto

Hear me out: he would totally have a ditto on cases where he would need extreme discretion or on the rare occasion where he was needed in two places at once. That's right: Rorschach's ditto can look like him...so...make of that what you will...

3. Poochyena

In cases where tracking or extreme aggression are called for, Rorschach more than happily utilizes this little dude. Small and convenient, he's also good at getting into tight spaces and looking at things he normally wouldn't think to. Plus his night vision is an added plus. I headcanon that poochyenas jaws lock, and it's bite force is similar to that of a rottweiler: the bigger the skull the harder the bite. And this poochyena...has a biiiig head...just saying.

4. Noctowl

Do I really need to explain this one? He and nite Owl were partners for a long time. I think Daniel caught a hoothoot and gave it to him as a Christmas gift or something. This is the only fully evolved pokemon on Rorschach's team...it's very important to him. Anyway, it also does aerial surveillance and isn't afraid to put enemies to sleep or even knock them out entirely. Don't mess with this noctowl. It will fuck you up. Hands down no question. And if you mess with the noctowl, well, he'll break your fingers...and then some.

5. Marill

Yep, rorschachs got a fairy type, in case he ever has to deal with pesky dragons. Why marill? Because he likes how cute it is,though he'd lie and say he just likes blue (not a lie but a certainly a better reason). Marill is very caring and nurturing, it's very much the emotional and mental support pokemon.

6. Noibat

Okay fine, this one was a biiiit of a biased choice, but I think he'd like this little guy. Noibat is really good at picking up sounds and on cases where quiet is needed, noibat makes a good look out. Rorschach also taught it how to pick open locks. Yep, his noibat could rob you and you'd never know. In fact that's most likely how they met.

So what happened to Rorschach's team after his passing? Well, Daniel and Laurie took it upon themselves to take care of them. Abiding by his wishes, they never allowed them to evolve, the ones that could anyway.

However, oddly enough...his ditto was missing...hm...

Hope you guys enjoyed ^^ I don't know if I'm gonna make regular updates to this blog but this was fun to do ^^ thanks @unfilteredaj for the request!

Feel free to ask for any other character/team and I'll see you in the next one!

YOU’RE TELLING ME AUNT MAY DIDN’T RECOGNIZE SPIDER-MAN’S VOICE AS PETER’S KMS

either option 1 (silly) Peter makes his voice deeper while he’s spider-man or option 2 (devastating) Peter has become irrecognizable to the person who raised him.

i love rorschach with my whole heart i wish he wasnt dead

Below is a google slides presentation I shared with my book club about the everpresent question: does rorschach is gay? I made it because I am totally normal about this man. Open the keep reading at your own discretion.

whenever I tell people that there is a minimum of one gay thing in a episode they dont really believe me, but its SO TRUE

MASH said “we allow Hawkeye once per episode to flirt with a guy” and I think that’s beautiful.

and he may ask himself "well, how did i get here?"

huggggg that guyyyyyy

reposting this so I can find it easier, I love it so so much, I need more days to come out

Now that the april fooling is over, this should be safe to post without it seeming like a rick-roll

itch.io

80s Ford Game - Day 0 by Gin-Juice-Tonic

The full day 0 of the dating game is out now. It works on firefox. Not so sure about other browsers at the moment. Click the above embed to go to it!

For those of you who played the demo, you'll have to start from the beginning. I've added in a secret or two, maybe you'll find them. Maybe you wont.

But no matter what I hope you have fun.

(also just as a note- this should take you all the way to a credits scene, if it didn't, something broke)

I love this AU so much 😭💗

You really think THE Stanley Pines is going to pass on without seeing his idiot brother again? Have you met the man?

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