How do I uninstall myself??
An attractive guy on YouTube :- U can easily get girls.It is so easy I'll teach u.
*teaches some pickup lines and techniques*
*reality *
Me (while going near a girl for trying those techniques):- u r sexier than the watermelon in my house.
*hangs myself *
After a second I wrote this my cat came and touched me and sat beside me . I don't know how much I love this world and myself and the people around me
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
When u add 'I don't know though' while giving advice
Spanish nibba
You are using it wrong
Are u fucking kidding me?
The only difference between Ellen and Instagram is the number of viewers.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
The police:- Sir u can't just lie in the middle of the road
Me (scrolling through ig and finishing my drink with pasta ):- just leave me alone John I am depressed
Who saw a pineapple and thought that it was an apple with pines?
Girls that are lesbians are better at getting girls than me.This is depressing.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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