What if air could travel faster than sounds and we could first smell fart and then their voice of farting.
Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.
Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.
Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.
Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Burn.
Do u guys realise we are shifting our focus of memes from spongebob to despicable me????
I can't fucking hear the 22hz frequency in a silent roommmmmm.........
When I get older with lots of money I want to build a house with the shape of a pineapple and I want to build huge trees which trace out the letter 'c'
And I am going to call myself spongebob
When u r drunk and try to say dude.
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
Man if I had any money.
90% of my memory is cat pics.
Give up and then get back up and then again give up.
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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