What If Air Could Travel Faster Than Sounds And We Could First Smell Fart And Then Their Voice Of Farting.

What if air could travel faster than sounds and we could first smell fart and then their voice of farting.

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7 years ago

Sickest burn

Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.

Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.

Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.

Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Burn.


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7 years ago

I was meant to write humans instead of cats..

Years from now cats will dig to ur grave and extract the crude oil formed from ur skeleton


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7 years ago
I Can't Fucking Hear The 22hz Frequency In A Silent Roommmmmm.........

I can't fucking hear the 22hz frequency in a silent roommmmmm.........


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7 years ago

When I get older with lots of money I want to build a house with the shape of a pineapple and I want to build huge trees which trace out the letter 'c'

And I am going to call myself spongebob


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7 years ago

Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death


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