If U Put The Oven In The Laundry Technically U R Washing The Oven....
If u put the oven in the laundry technically u r washing the oven....
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Pickup line that I may use one day on girls
I hope I am not wong about ur cuteness.
girls please provide ur opinion
Today I was going downhill a street and a crow's ass started laughin at me "hahaha u virgin ass" so I grabbed him and started fuckng him. After our crowy lovemaking he looked at me said " I am a guy dude" and I was startled. The crow laughing again said back to me "hahaha motherfucker u gay" .
So I am now fucking his crow wife.
How's ur night going fellas???
For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
If u were bald technically u could calculate the amount of hair on ur head.
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thisisywedonteatbugs reblogged this · 7 years ago
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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