Hello German Sherlock Fanfic Readers!

Hello old friend, I sent you out there years ago and you went and spread a lot of good karma, I just need your favour again, help me find some work 🧡

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Hi guys. I need your help 😔

A friend of mine recently lost her mum to lung cancer. It was only three months ago when she told me her mum wasn't feeling well... And she's gone now.

My friend and her family have done everything in their power to fight this f***ing disease but they lost.

They lost so much.

I wish I could tell my friend "this is just a nightmare, your mum will be back".

She is devastated, doesn't even have the strength to text. Her mum meant everything to her.

I am so worried because she's told me she's been thinking... things... and I really want to help her.

The only thing I can do is trying to raise some money to help her with living expenses, since she's struggling with that.

And if you could help me, it'd mean the world to me.

This is my PayPal email:

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I haven't set a goal, but I really hope to raise the necessary amount to make things easier for her.

If you donate, please let me know with a private message here on tumblr and I will be glad to send you a high-res johnlock doodle as a thank-you.

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Good Omens AUs fic recs

Because I can and also so I can go back to this list whenever I feel like reading something real good. I guarantee, all of these are certified gold.

Slow show by Mia_ugly - Human AU/Stars AU. Crowley is a troubled but talented actor who just got a role in a new TV show after his fall from grace- and it would all be great, if he wasn’t falling madly in love with his co-star. Crowley is a mess, but a loving and tender one. I really appreciated the way Aziraphale was written- a very realistic and soft depiction of a person stuck in the closet

Anthophilia by FortinbrasFTW - Human AU/Flowershop AU. Crowley is a florist, Aziraphale a used books store owner who just moved next to his shop- but they’ve met before, and Crowley had never forgotten him. A classic. Beautiful characterization. The almost instinctive love and understanding between the two of them, the way they know each other without even needing to talk- it’s lovely to read.

Pray for us, Icarus by Atalan - Human AU (sort of). Crowley reincarnates as a human with no memories of who he used to be. Aziraphale finds him again and again in each new life. A classic. Heartbreaking in all the best ways. Really no way to explain how this one pulls at your heartstrings.

I found a way (a way to make you smile) -by curtaincall - Human AU/The Office AU (yes, really). Crowley isn’t particularly fond of his job in sales, nor the general insanity of working alongside people like Gabriel or Hastur- but goddamnit if the incompetent, cute receptionist doesn’t make it all worthwhile. Too bad the office’s policy bans relationships. Sweet, adorable, we love a pinning Crowley and an awkwardly flirty Aziraphale. The “impossible” love between the two of them mirrors the book in a sort of lighthearted but very real way. It fits very well.

Mutual Aid by regencysnuffboxes - Human AU. “Ezra Fell is running a struggling radical bookshop in a rapidly gentrifying Soho. Crowley is a member of an anarchist group fighting the rising tide of fascism in their corner of the world.” Can’t explain how much I love this one- we stan an antifa Crowley unapologetically beating up nazis. There’s a part where Crowley kinda teases Ezra for not being far-left enough that killed me

Potter Omens by Sadaf - Harry Potter AU. Aziraphale and Crowley are new students at Hogwarts, and learn to deal with their own prejudices, their fears, their identities- and more than that, their growing affection for each other. This one spans their 7 years of Hogwarts - From enemies, to tentative friends, to inseparable life partners (seriously, they fall for each other so hard in this). The author really knows how to write the confusing but wonderful feelings of being a queer teen in love.

Snakes and stones (never broke my bones) by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee- Human AU/College AU. “No one wants to say it, but the residents of Dorm A, floor 3, are collectively convinced Aziraphale Fell’s boyfriend does not exist.” Sweet, funny, a shorty but goody. I recommend this is you ever have a bad day. Crowley and Aziraphale are weirdos, but weirdos who fit perfectly together, and love each other fiercely and absolutely.

Passive aggressive bouquets by SusieBoo- Human AU/Flowershop AU. “Aziraphale’s job at the flower shop is normally dull, until he gets a new regular customer who has some very odd, very specific requests.” Crowley is ridiculous in this and I love him. Also lots of flower language used in all the worst ways, which is delightful

Thy Kingdom Come by ShanaStoryteller - King of Hell!Crowley AU. Crowley is just following orders. That unfortunately means he ends up becoming the king of Hell after Falling. A really strange and heartbreaking read- especially Crowley’s relationship with Adam. It’s a lot of angst -you WILL shed tears- but also a beautiful and positive ending. 

Slytherin vaguely downwards by SavioBriion - Harry Potter AU. Crowley is Hogwarts’ resident potion master ; Aziraphale is the new DADA teacher. Crowley really, really, really tries to dislike him. It doesn’t work.  I can’t recommend this one enough–Crowley’s failed, ridiculous attempts at messing with Aziraphale are hilarious, and their weird middle-aged awkward flirting and falling with each other is strangely romantic

hey, any smut/explicit fic recs? If you still do them. Thank you in advance

Hey Nonny!

LOL are you looking for anything in particular? I rec a lot of E-rated fics and have a tonne of them so you’ll have to be more specific, LOL. I AM making a new PWP list so that will be up soon if you’re looking for PWP :P Otherwise, here’s what I have posted so far under my “Kinks and Smut” subheading:

PWP / Smut

Toplock / Bottomlock

Johnlock Body Swap

Trapped and/or Dirty Talk

Sherlock’s Military Kink

Praise Kink

Psychology or Classic Conditioning 

Threesomes 

Morning Sex (Short Fics) 

Rimming 

Food Sex 

Lingerie / Undergarments (Sexy Fics) 

Bottomlock (April 2019)

Hey, I hate to ask for help but

My job ghosted me for 4 weeks so I had to find a new job, I just got hired on so I’m not gonna have money until the day before all my bills are due and that first paycheck is going straight to rent. The worst part is living in a college town means that hours during the summer are gonna be hard to come by.

My bank account just overcharged 35$ because I was overdrawn by 6$ because my roommate won’t pay me back for her hair dye, that I bought for her because she didn’t buy enough hair dye and got mad at me when I did her hair and it wasn’t enough. If I’m overcharged by the time I get that paycheck, Iwon’t have enough for my rent and will probably get kicked out.

I had to cancel my preorder for the Good Omens dvd and Amazon isn’t giving me my money back so

I’m so sorry to do this but I can’t go back home, it’s so transphobic and homophobic, I get so suicidal living with my family, and trying to get a job there is impossible.

Any little bit of money will really help out my account right now,

My Venmo is:@riddlerbird

My PayPal is ednygma@yahoo.com

Share if you can’t donate but, I’m in such a rough spot, please please even just donating a doller is going to help me right now

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