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Germany, watches a pug pass by the window: Did you know the first Prince William of Orange led the Dutch in a successful revolt against the Spaniards in the 1500s. Spanish soldiers attempted to assassinate William in Hermingny in 1572, but William’s Pug, Pompey, thwarted the attempt. The assassins attempted to sneak up to Prince William’s tent, but Pompey heard them and began barking. Because of Pompey’s heroism, the Pug became the official breed of the House of Orange. And uh… W-what are you doing?

Veneziano, down on one knee using a bagel as a ring: Your infodumping has captured my heart. Marry me.

Literally the same

I made them ladies!😍❤️

Who speak their minds! Yes, a right prick, indeed!

"How about you totally go fuck yourself with your foot, I'm sure it would fit all the way up that giant fucking asshole of yours!"

Please I'm begging, pretend someone released that commissioned portrait of child Ame and Can onto Twitter or tumblr and that whole reaction, I adore when you do lil tidbits like that in that format 🙏

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They're so embarassed i'm dying

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POV my dad is embarrassing me by showing everyone my baby pictures 😔 (it's an 18th century oil painting commissioned by a skilled artist and framed in a historical attic).

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I desperately need to see antique paintings of NPs as babies

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Arthur Kirkland's painting is gonna be one of those ugly medieval babies like

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Matthew trying to pose as both himself and his brother:

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Is this a common twin thing? You guys are just each others's stunt doubles?

Hmm maybe strawberry and blueberry costume prucan?

haha fruits

To my uk trans people and allies out there.