Latest Posts by thesablequear - Page 5

“I am Lord Cayvear, High Chief of the dark places.”

Some Lonna Bowstripe for Inktober because I deserve to get back into Redwall art 😌

Ah goddammit, Outcast has been living rent-free in my head for the last two weeks now. I love that book, and I hate that book, and I wish the subject matter had been handled better. And no, I don't care if anyone thinks the "dumb kiddie animal books" are cringe as hell, this is my brain right now. I want to gather that kid up in my arms and protect him because goddammit the people who should have been able to put their issues aside and protected him just failed that kid so damn hard. Nature versus Nurture my ass, gah.

Do not @ me. I am feeling feels right now. Even twelve year-old me thought that whole thing was fucked up.

Honestly Flinky is one of my favorite Loamhedge characters. I just love it when vermin characters get the opportunity to be intelligent or interested in an at least mildly peaceful life. He gets both!! Pop off!! Genuinely don’t remember if he lives or dies, we’ll see when I finish this reread

Someone already said this but this absolutely applies to Bragoon and Saro as well

Mariel is aroace. Dandin is aroace. They are queerplatonic partners. Next question.

Mariel is aroace. Dandin is aroace. They are queerplatonic partners. Next question.

Look I know our religions don’t exist in the Redwall universe, but I’d still like to see human!Cornflower drawn with a hijab please and thank you

👏👏👏

No b/c seriously while I hate that she was added really just to serve as tension between Matthias and Cornflower’s relationship (pls we absolutely did not need that), Wild Ivy herself is a very cool character and I love her dearly.

ARE WE REALLY SLEEPING ON WILD IVY

Actually if you liked Redwall as a kid you’re

a-spec now. Sorry I don’t make the rules

Goody: I put a letter in your bag to tell you how much I love you

Gonff: *opens bag*

Gonff: this is a ten page letter

😭😭 him /pos

Okay first off all the fact that you’re not only a Ga’Hoole artist but also so incredibly talented is just??? Wild?? You’re so cool actually-

Anyhow, would it be possibly to get some art of my favorite lad Twilight?

You are too kind, thank you so much!!! ;w;

These books mean the absolute world to me, so it always gives me this big doofy smile to see other people also so into them hehe!

💞 Love this boy and his big ol paws!!!

Classic movie jerk: Oh you guys are dating? Prove it. Kiss each other.

Gonff, with absolutely no hesitation: *fully dips Martin and makes out with him for a solid minute*

Martin and Gonff are not In Love™️, however they would absolutely go all in on a fake dating scenario with each other no questions asked.

Martin and Gonff are not In Love™️, however they would absolutely go all in on a fake dating scenario with each other no questions asked.

Scrolling through your blog and every single hot take on here strikes me to my very core. No creature to ever walk this earth has been so correct about anything ever. This entire book series is just a where's waldo but "waldo" is gay people and the "where" is Positively Everywhere

I need “This entire book series is just a where's waldo but "waldo" is gay people and the "where" is Positively Everywhere” on a t-shirt please and thank you.

Anyhow thank you for stroking my ego hfdgjk, the joy I felt from reading this was immense /gen

Redwall Characters as Brooklyn 99 GIFs

Saxtus, trying to look cool in front of Dandin:

Tsarmina to Gingivere:

Chickenhound, being himself:

Gonff, if he finds out about Martin whole backstory:

Dotti, after causing all sort of mischief and trouble:

Jess, at all times:

Constance, at all times:

Bucko Bigbones, joining the Brocktree squad:

Bella of Brockhall afte her father was killed:

BONUS:

Me remembering that Brian Jacques passed away 11 years ago:

Hand over your friends /j

People who are willing to watch Redwall with you and have great commentary on it? My kind of people.

Quotes from watching the Redwall TV show with my friends

"Redditwall"

"Daddy Abbot"

"Don't worry, he kills people instead of getting therapy. It's the same thing."

"That happened in Riverdale" *they leave the call*

"Skittle (derogatory)"

"Evil Matthias be like 'these aren't the rats that killed my family.'"

"Matthias be like 'you know what... sometimes violence is the answer. And by sometimes I mean always.'"

"Zaddy Martin." *in such a tired voice* "Rose... your days are numbered..."

"Is she a girlboss?" "No" "Oh..." [everyone, share your opinions, is Cornflower a girlboss?]

"High, or simply a weasel?"

"He's [Shadow is] so skrunkly! You're such a skrunkly boy!"

"Oh, I was making fun of women. 🎵Sorry for party rockin🎵"

*Enranged ramblings about the sizing in the Redwall universe*

"Damn, he gets no bitches." "MATTHIAS?!"

"Cuz Cluny has dreams of Martin haunting him..." "That's kinda gay"

*angry* "You did the right thing, MATTHIAS"

"They don't have to wear pants! You can't make them! Free the nipple!"

"The nipple is stored in the butt." *Looks up where rats nipples are because he believed me (I was lying)*

"I'm sorry Daddy Abbot... are you gonna punish me 🥺?"

"Someone should edit a gun into her hand there"

"My computer hates Redwall." "It's your fault for calling it Redditwall"

"Ragear is a bad boy. In his joker era."

Also, WARBEAK IS A GIRLBOSS I LOVE HER SO MUCH. The way she says "Crazymouse 😒" to Matthias- EXCUSE ME BUT THAT'S ADORABLE?? Anyway rant over I hope you liked my quotes~

Hahahaa which one was your favorite?

Ballaw: And that concludes our plan to defeat Badrang

Ballaw: Now, let’s see if you guys were paying attention

*kahoot music starts*

Watch it.

Whatever you are doing now is not as important as this.

So watch it.

I found so many posts saying X Redwall character is [some form of gay]. I don’t have the mental energy to reblog them all, but I just want to say: yes. Every single one of them is correct.

Cheesethief: So you’re non-biney? Like you don’t have any biney?

Killconey: I guess

Cheesethief: That’s so poggers

If you tore through the entire Redwall series in two-three weeks as a kid, you’re gay now.

Shoutout to songsfromredwall2 for shaping my childhood by uploading the audiobook songs to YouTube

every Redwall song slaps and that’s just the truth

I feel like Redwall Abbey would be full of queer platonic partners. They’re clearly the type of folk who understand that there are many, many different forms of love just as valuable as romantic. The concept of this is just so beautiful to me idk

They Are Gay

If I had a nickel for every time I found out an obscure book I like was turned into an opera, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. Anyhow catch me falling in love with the actress who played Sela.

y’all have you seen the pictures of the Redwall Opera 😭

I finally did it buckos! Couldn’t resist giving him a fancy coat to twirl.

Noone:

Absolutely Noone:

Not a soul:

Basil:

Me: trans Basil, trans BASIL, trANS BASIL, TRANS B-

So I’m rewatching the Martin the Warrior tv adaptation and, while I love it dearly, it would’ve been over so much faster if Badrang had ever just went ahead and killed someone.

I refuse to believe that any hare is cishet

Badrang and Clogg are ex-boyfriends send tweet

Tarquin L. Woodsorrel has bi wife energy (and a bi wife)