I Didn't Even Start This! I Was Asking For Assistance!

I found this beautiful wasp today- it was Red-and-Black Mason wasp. It was walking on the ground, minding its own business. I don't know why it was walking, but that's not the point.

The point of this is, my brother stepped on it. Sorry, did I say stepped? I meant stomped on. Repeatedly.

That could have been someone's best friend. Someone's lover. The queen wasp's greatest hunter. But now it's squished.

I will never* forgive you, Stanley.

*I will most likely be over this in about two hours.

would you smooch an EVIL triangle

on the eye (mouth)

You're hilarious. Absolutely not. I am married.

Green.

That is actually purple. No matter, you are now green.

No matter who wins, we need art of these two kissing. Then art of the winner with Stan and the runner-up with Doofenshmirtz.

✨️💅❤️⚠️🥚

I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.

Happy weed day, Stanley.

I apologize for misgendering Banica. I am not sure what she's from, nor do I know anything about it. As for Shinso, I did not say it was bad for you to like him. I simply am not comfortable rating a minor since I'm an adult.

Side note: cannibalism and kidnapping are hardly reasons to doubt how attractive someone may be.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

I thought you were against spreading the moss?

Changed my mind. You are now mossed.

I made two more playlists, one for Stanley and I, and one for Dipper and Mabel. While making these, I realized that I do not know many upbeat songs. The depressing songs are mostly concentrated in the former. The latter has mostly songs that Mabel told me she and Dipper listen to.

@dipper-m-pines If you have any recommendations for songs, I will gladly add them, since Mabel was the only one who had a say.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

Oh dear Lord, she found the fingerless gloves.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?