What If The New Years Ball Descended And Kept Going And Then It Opened And Showered The Filthy New Yorkers

Transfem Rolan Deep. Estrogen could have saved her.

Funniest scene ever btw. Haha whoopsie I slipped. On the blood of this man I killed. This man I squashed like a bug. Whoopsie doodle. How silly of me

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

whoever decided to start implementing ads on here that automatically unmute and cut off any music app you might have on in the background as you scroll by should be hunted for sport

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.