At The Time I Voted On This, The Least Voted For Option Is "constructive Political Discussion," And I

Orange toed tree frog is a fabulous name -^-

They call ‘em red eyed but I try to use as little light as possible when I peek at them at night, so their orange toes are much more striking

But if you call them orange toed tree frogs that somehow sounds much less cool

Parent: makes child neurotic mess

Also, parent: makes fun of child for being a neurotic mess

Step 1: Get incredibly bored

Step 2: Become incredibly distressed overwhelmed fact that I am bored

Step 3: have a fucking seizure because of stress

The Caesar jokes are mandatory

Opening tumblr only a few days before the Ides of March

I have a sinus infection right now. Someone put me out of my misery.

better world: chronic illness makes you immune to regular sickness

this world: chronic illness and regular sickness combine into a demon of misery

Lol so I was looks at YouTube videos and one of them the title mentioned the "hot coworker" and I knew the game so I was like "creator made him hot on purpose don't fall for it" and then immediately after thought "lol me when I meet a hot person irl" lmao. So anyway. I need to go back to therapy

I kinda want to let some crazy crunchy granola health guru try to "fix" me, just to see if it'll work. Just be their project for like, a year or two. It would be a fun experiment, I think.

I'm a water bottle of sparkling ice, mango peach flavour. Mostly pretty nice but kind of tedious because you have to be careful opening the spout so the drink doesn't fizz up the straw and spit on you. If you don't like it, that sucks for you.

Getting up in the middle of the night to drink the coldest glass of water I can make through a metal straw so quickly the ice doesn't even begin to melt.

Let us have things. please

Call me harsh but if your argument is 'but aro people can still date/asexual people can still have sex!' when we're talking about a character who's canonically repulsed... You're a moron.

The same people bending over backwards to erase aro and ace rep, sometimes actual writers on that media, are the same ones who'll piss themselves if a character with no confirmed sexuality is headcanoned as aro or ace.

If you have no issues with a confirmed repulsed character getting shipped romantically or sexually then you shouldn't have an issue with characters who have had romantic or sexual relationships getting headcanoned as aro or ace, but you do, because you who can't handle that some people's lives don't revolve around getting laid or being in a relationship.

AND YES I HAVE MADE MULTIPLE POSTS ABOUT THIS TOPIC BECAUSE IT ANNOYS ME. IM PETTY. IM WHINY. SUE ME.