Why Is Everyone More Cool Than Me. This Is So Mean Guys Stop Being Cool. Stop It's Mean.

A Look Inside MY Mind

Make the gay boys go Kish kish pls I need serotonin.

NO think about crows

Sir plea-

Better plan, think about crows and octopuses.

I don't think you're autistic you slimey bitch

Make the gay boys go kissy kiss please

They're not even gay tho

Crows are lil detectives

I need friends

crow friends

YES

Go to sleep

They're gay to me

No

Did the octopussies ever get the special rights?

Crows are pretty befriend them

My life.

Your mom

But I'm gay

Do you think it's sad that you have to be near/cuddle with a giant stuffed cat to fall asleep?

Even if they're not gay make em go kissy

Hehe slimey

Do you remebr the time you said elongated babies?

Can we give them a very long and overarching love story still

Isn't he a prince

Make him say he railed the king's brother at the breakfast table

But the other gay bo-

No he definitely got railed by the first prince c'mon

That cunt didn't leave his room for 7 years he would not have the stamina to blow his childhood bestfriend and caretaker's back out

Cry baby go brbbrbrbbrbrbrbbe

Aeiou

Brbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrb

Crow

No

Detective duckie

Ducks!

You book referencing shit

My favourite actor is that man and you can't stop me

Please the other gays tho

They're not gay yet

The "make me" boys then!

Just because he did damn good in doctor who doesn't make him shit

Only one said "make me" actually

No he was also really gay with a lil dandy

Snake

Octopussy got a fucking buffet

I'm nom your bones

Please give a lasting romance

What if we killed the king

was he was the first prince why wasnt he king

How long is this fucking post

Yea wait didn't he have only sisters much younger than him

Writty write write

I could say some aesthetically academic but then again I just spend a few minutes arranging scarbble letters in the vintage store to say "be gay do crime" and told the lady that there were no Ms left, then I stuck a foot long sub in my coat pocket whilst singing union songs so I think I lost that privilege

I love how 3 dimensional people can be!

Theres this guys I know who is a complete horror nerd, and loves The Walking Dead. Recently, found out that he collects and reads the babysitter's club.

And I just think thats wonderful

If you do happen to run across this post, my guiding tumblr voice, I hope you know that I know that you know who I am.

there's is a person on YouTube who's voice I know well. If I ever think something in their voice I know this a worthy post.

I realize that nothing i do on tumblr is really “academic”, thats because im just someone who doesn’t like the current state of the world, likes finding out things; science, mythology, moral, and everything human. And enjoys the general ideal of a academic and chaotic lifestyle

The ticket is always blank

I feel as though life has been passing me by

It feels like I'm at a train station

Watching the trains pass

Wonder which one was mine

It's hearing a busker's guitar, calm peaceful

We stand their in our own melancholic solitude

Not daring to look up

Buried in our own self doubt

It's watching clouds roll over blue skies

It's watching the seconds tick

Waiting for the clock to fall

And my body to decay

It was laying in the grass

Trying to become a bug

It was standing in the rain

To become a puddle

I think of these things

These thoughts of death that plague my brain

I watch another train go by

The next one, I think,

I'll get on

People are scared of a lot of things, heights, needles, the dark. I'm sacred of a lot of things too. When I was a kid I was really scared of spiders, I scream and run from them anytime I even heard the word. But if I see I spider now, I won't even jump, unless they're right next to me, then I might back up. The reason I'm not scared of them as much is the fact that, spiders are my friends. I'm still cautious around them, as much as I would be if I was a giant around people's houses. Or if they can hurt me. But I'm not very scared of them anymore. Someone I still get nervous around is things that have gone bad, mostly food that's gone bad. Because there's sometimes fungus on it, and they can hurt me. But it helps calm me down if I call that mold on my tomato a friend. A friend, but certainly an unwelcome guest. It makes me less nervous putting them in the compost when I say "bye-bye" to them as I leave. It doesn't get rid of fear entirely. I don't expect it to, but it helps me understand them. The spider on my lamp was just looking for a warm spot to stay for the winter, that mold on the tomato was just decomposing it. They are just doing what they do. They both have a place in this world, screaming won't make them go away, and it won't solve any problems we'd have if they weren't here. Spiders eat and are eaten by others, they are part of a big circle, and fungus is part of that too, helping jumpstart life with fertile ground, and sometimes we get tasty mushrooms! All things are friends because they have a place in my world.

but ticks can fucking eat shit and die

I only want to be comforted by autistic people from now on, because I was sobbing over something and my brother came along, I vented my frustrations and then he talked to me about Genshin Impact lore for an hour. And now I'm feeling much better

I don't drink my tea without milk or sweetener because I think I'm better than you.

I drink my tea without milk or sweetener because I need to save my daily sugar and milk intake for the three cups of coffee I have that are 60% milk and 30% sugra, also I am better than you

Why do all my favorite posts I've made only have one note. I mean the one note is me because I'm a genius but tumblr, c'mon, they were throw away posts. They're, admittedly, also genius, but also not what I want people to like. Y'all wrong. Just fully incorrect. This is my professional opinion as the dictator of this blog and y'all are bad at this.