I Love The Fact That I’m Using This Cesspool Of Chaos And Showers To Build Up My Self Confidence. 

any one else see an ad,

fully acknowledge that it is, infact, an ad,

scroll past the ad,

and then go, "but what if that wasn't an ad"

To which you proceed to scroll back up skim the ad and just

"IT WAS AN AD! :D"

A Look Inside MY Mind

Make the gay boys go Kish kish pls I need serotonin.

NO think about crows

Sir plea-

Better plan, think about crows and octopuses.

I don't think you're autistic you slimey bitch

Make the gay boys go kissy kiss please

They're not even gay tho

Crows are lil detectives

I need friends

crow friends

YES

Go to sleep

They're gay to me

No

Did the octopussies ever get the special rights?

Crows are pretty befriend them

My life.

Your mom

But I'm gay

Do you think it's sad that you have to be near/cuddle with a giant stuffed cat to fall asleep?

Even if they're not gay make em go kissy

Hehe slimey

Do you remebr the time you said elongated babies?

Can we give them a very long and overarching love story still

Isn't he a prince

Make him say he railed the king's brother at the breakfast table

But the other gay bo-

No he definitely got railed by the first prince c'mon

That cunt didn't leave his room for 7 years he would not have the stamina to blow his childhood bestfriend and caretaker's back out

Cry baby go brbbrbrbbrbrbrbbe

Aeiou

Brbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbrb

Crow

No

Detective duckie

Ducks!

You book referencing shit

My favourite actor is that man and you can't stop me

Please the other gays tho

They're not gay yet

The "make me" boys then!

Just because he did damn good in doctor who doesn't make him shit

Only one said "make me" actually

No he was also really gay with a lil dandy

Snake

Octopussy got a fucking buffet

I'm nom your bones

Please give a lasting romance

What if we killed the king

was he was the first prince why wasnt he king

How long is this fucking post

Yea wait didn't he have only sisters much younger than him

Writty write write

My brain always wants me to do something, and usually I will eventually get to doing that thing, or I just find something else to do instead and forget about it.

Edgar Allan Poe

People are scared of a lot of things, heights, needles, the dark. I'm sacred of a lot of things too. When I was a kid I was really scared of spiders, I scream and run from them anytime I even heard the word. But if I see I spider now, I won't even jump, unless they're right next to me, then I might back up. The reason I'm not scared of them as much is the fact that, spiders are my friends. I'm still cautious around them, as much as I would be if I was a giant around people's houses. Or if they can hurt me. But I'm not very scared of them anymore. Someone I still get nervous around is things that have gone bad, mostly food that's gone bad. Because there's sometimes fungus on it, and they can hurt me. But it helps calm me down if I call that mold on my tomato a friend. A friend, but certainly an unwelcome guest. It makes me less nervous putting them in the compost when I say "bye-bye" to them as I leave. It doesn't get rid of fear entirely. I don't expect it to, but it helps me understand them. The spider on my lamp was just looking for a warm spot to stay for the winter, that mold on the tomato was just decomposing it. They are just doing what they do. They both have a place in this world, screaming won't make them go away, and it won't solve any problems we'd have if they weren't here. Spiders eat and are eaten by others, they are part of a big circle, and fungus is part of that too, helping jumpstart life with fertile ground, and sometimes we get tasty mushrooms! All things are friends because they have a place in my world.

but ticks can fucking eat shit and die

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

Will forever regret not grabbing that really nice tweed jacket I saw on the ground walking to and from school. It didn't have any holes either. I ignored my magpie instincts and lost out

Why does a good coat or tweed jacket have to cost 500£?!?! 😭

Let's not forget the show specific ones,

"this anime tied me to the back of a truck and dragged me around" - Trigun

"this show made me an orphan and then killed my cool uncle" -a series of unfortunate events

IMCOMINGONHEREBECAUSEIDFEELLIKEANASSHOLEIFITALKABOUTMYPROBLEMSINTHEDISCORDSERVERANDBOTHERMYONLYFRIENDSAGAIN.