I am a Victor Frankenstein type of procrastinator
Have you ever been so annoyed by the sun you understood the entire plot of The Stranger?
The narrator in The Stranger be like “why does the prosecutor hate me so much?” my brother in Christ you murder a guy because of the sun.
I never had a “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio ” moment and honestly, that’s disappointing.
Thinking about that time Charles Boyle referred to The Godfather as “the Diane Keaton movie”