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I love this 😂😂😂

albus severus has the largest harry potter merchandise collection and he puts new items all over the potter household, just to annoy harry.

harry goes to the kitchen for breakfast and is forced to eat harry potter shaped waffles.

the duvets get replaced with harry potter ones.

harry potter quotes are hung up all over the house.

the tapestry on the wall now has harry’s face on it.

“wtf  is this bobblehead of me doing in the loo- ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER!!!!!!”

all three of his children wear round glasses around the house.

albus creates a harry potter day, where he dresses up as harry and speaks only in harry potter quotes.

“al, where are you going?”

“to diagon alley.— harry potter”

“al, do you want more meatloaf?”

“no. — harry potter”

“NOT ONE MORE QUOTE, OR I’LL PERSONALLY KICK YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE!”

“okay.”

“…”

“-harry potter”

“MERLIN’S PA —”

*family meeting* “anything with my face on it is banned from this house.”

harry rolls over in bed at night and screams at the sight of ginny wearing a harry potter mask. 

florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

Yep and it’s bloody terrifying when a teacher asks you 😱😱

"Hey, what are you reading?"

- fangirls’ most feared question of all time

Mum: Why can't you just buy the book instead of reading it on your phone?

Me: uh... cause I'm too poor and its hard to find

Also me: actually reading fanfics because my otp isn't canon on the books

The shade.

If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

I totally agree with this. Janes made the ‘future death eater’ thing up. He bullied Snape because he was jealous that he get to spend so much time with Lily. If anything James is one of the reasons Snape became a death eater. He planted the thought and idea in Snapes brain.

I know it’s not valentines anymore but I just had re-blog this

Hermione: Blaise have you seen Draco? I can't find him anywhere!

Blaise: Did you call out for him?

Hermione: Yes, and I even tried using an apple to tempt him

Blaise: Well there is one other way, but you won't like it

Hermione: *hesitant* Umm...okay?

Blaise: *walks up close to Hermione* You ready?

Hermione: *gulps and nods*

Blaise: *goes to take final step, hears noise behind him, sighs, turns head to look back, sees nothing* What the?

Blaise: *turns head back, and comes nose to nose with Draco*

Draco: *glaring* I said no touchy.

Blaise: *pulls back in shock, and moves head to look behind Draco at Hermione who is being held by Draco's arms behind him* Found him