Aren’t We All Just A Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming For 30 Seconds By The Perimeter Fence On

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 en route to your current location

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almost there lock your doors don’t leave the windows unlocked HIDE HIDE HIDE sprinting as i’m typing this eta 5 minutes omw to slurp that tea body
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tea-treeteethpaste
6 months ago

Just dropped my phone into my eye.

It hurts

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seriously ouch help me please im in so much pain aaaaaaahhhhhhh my eye is in so much pain it was the corner of the phone aswell don’t drop your phone on your eye
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Hell yeah white baby

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It’s not just on her ring finger. It’s on her LEFT ring finger

I love Wednesday getting the doll. Shes so proud of herself. Shes being reciprocal. Its just what friends do YOU DONT HAVE TO ASK 😭😭😭 that is a girl in LOVE

Also Enid’s hair is spectacular and I NOTICED the bangs, Netflix, I noticed

The bangs? Dude. Do you even know about the black nail polish on her RING finger yet??

I Love Wednesday Getting The Doll. Shes So Proud Of Herself. Shes Being Reciprocal. Its Just What Friends
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it could be on her right as well but I’ve only seen her left girl is down bad for her goth roomie
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2 days ago

Debra can’t comprehend the existence of lesbian robin roommates

Debra Lynn Copeland posts to Backyard Bird Lovers on Facebook: I’ve had robins on my porch every year. This year has been quite interesting! On Sunday I found two eggs in the nest and by Tuesday afternoon there were 8 eggs! I had never seen that many. So I did a little bit of research and found out that 8 eggs means they were likely laid by two different females. So I set up a camera to see what would happen. And much to my surprise there are two females caring for the eggs. They are NOT happy to be sharing the nest. But they are stubborn and neither mother is willing to leave her eggs. I read that usually the robins are so territorial that one mother will leave. During the day they kick each other out of the nest taking turns sitting on the eggs. Then at night they both have such a strong instinct to sit on the eggs all night that they BOTH sit on the nest. One bird sits on the other. They fight and peck at each other constantly! Although they seem to have come to some sort of understanding and tolerate each other much better now. Here are some pictures and videos of these very stubborn and devoted mother robins. I can tell them apart by their markings by their eyes. And I can tell they are both females by the way the mothers settle onto the eggs and cover them with their brood patch. Have you ever seen two females sit on the nest at the same time!? St Thomas, Ontario Canada May 4, 2025
A bird's nest with eight sky blue robin's eggs in it.
One female robin sits upon the other in the same nest.
In black-and-white (photographed at night), the female robins sit next to each other on the same nest, their beaks pointing at each other. Their eggs are visible in the nest below them.
In black-and-white (photographed at night), one female robin sits upon the other in the same nest.
The female robins sit next to each other in the same next, although one is partially sitting on the other.
The male robin (perhaps the baby daddy of both females) has come to visit the next. The females, partially stacked atop each other, stare back at him.

And they were roommates...

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3 weeks ago

But doesn’t that mean that seals are homophobic? Now meaning we need to kill all seals in a mass seal genocide?

How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

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It’s that time of year again

You know what I’m talking about

Allow me to say

That in 3 days

It’s That Time Of Year Again
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it's gonna be may
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