bonus post-crash:
suitcase is literally me frfr
We gotta stick together…
siren
if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
*eeoo
i’d be the cutest splatter of meat n blood on the floor i think
be careful with them
*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*
the noble decomposer
The neurodivergent urge to do this
genuinely my favorite side characters theyre so silly
i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time
three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:
• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do
ooooh you want to like and reblog oooooh
Baby fox steals fish from fisherman (🔊)
this image is from "Carrot on a Stick" - An Actual Short
Cannibalism as a metaphor for killing and eating people
im unwell im afraid
Doofenshmirtz is one of us
His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me
i'm making a collection
Hes like a bug to me :)c
Cap Curly 🫣🫣
not a single brain cell on this ship