Bro Is It Gay If I Ask You To Kill Me In Case I Go Insane And Lose Myself Bro… Bro…

they’re so obsessed with each other I might scream

one thing about zoro and sanji is that they're living in each other's mind probably 24/7 im afraid nothing can separate them

I know it's not even remotely close to canon but I love to imagine Zoro's swords having spirits like the ancestor spirits in Mulan, and their main goal is to just drive Zoro nuts.

They talk all the time and have to comment on everything. They always end up bickering with each other and trying to get Zoro to pick sides.

One of the only things they have in common is how much they love to gossip, constantly. You'd think they'd have better things to do but apparently the living are too interesting to ignore.

They also all bond over giving Zoro shit.

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"Have you decided when you will eat the raccoon?"

"He's a reindeer, we're not going to eat him, and his name is Chopper. How many times do we have to go over this?"

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"What's the deal with you and the cook?"

"You're asking him about the cook? What about whatever is going on with him and the captain?"

"The sex better not interfere with your training."

"Oh my god."

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"What are the little pants your robot wears called?"

"Are you talking about Franky? A speedo... Why."

"They look like they provide him a good range of motion when fighting, perhaps you should consi-"

"Absolutely not."

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"Why does your captain pick his nose so much?"

"I don't know."

"Ask him. He has me doing it often now too and I want to know why."

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"Are you lost? Again?"

"You told me to go this way!"

"Hey, don't blame the swords for your nonexistent sense of direction."

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"Your captain has fallen off the ship again."

"Seriously??"

I MISS THEM SO BAD

bites the bars of my enclosure

I miss my men :(

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(Current art)

Zosan for the soul 🛐

Posted this on insta yesterday, dumping here now lol 🤸‍♀️

Happy Valentines for the singles and unsingles~

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i was in desperate need of this thank you

All east blue polycule fanfiction from fanfiction.net

This is my formal post about it but I recently (as of a few seconds ago) found out Merryship/Merryshipping is what people used to call East Blue polycule, and then I looked it up on fanfiction.net. And then I'm now copy and pasting the (5!! FIVE!!) fanfiction links for archival purposes here on this post, because I think these fanfics would be lost to time otherwise.

I haven't read all of them, (currently, I've only read "It isn't Love" and that one gut punched me so I'm still recovering,) and my archival of them isn't a testament to their quality. If there ends up being any bad ones in here. But it is a testament to how badly I want these fanfictions to be preserved.

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Merryship 50 (Fifty sentences of piratical polyamory.)

It Isn't Love (because great swordsmen don't fall in love)

Rainy Day (It's raining hard, and everyone is cooped up in the galley. This does not bode well for Nami's sanity, Sanji's physical stabilty, or Zoro's pants.)

Five's Bad Company (It's indecently hard to get privacy on this ship. Luckily, nobody wants it. Nobody ships like Nami ships: Merryshipping)

Bar Fight (A guy hits on Nami in a bar, and the Strawhat boys take action to defend her honor. And to get some peace and quiet so they can finish their drinks.)

I HATE THEM

god i hate them so much… (they mean a lot to me actually hehe)

Hello! I’m back 🫧

Looks like we got ourselves an easter bunny today 😏