Gabriel: yeet
Lucifer:yeet
Balthazar: skirt
Gabriel: skeet
Balthazar: yeet
Lucifer: skirt
The Empty: pLeAsE jUsT sToP
Jekyll: Sometimes I dream of becoming a vampire
Hyde: To live forever and not grow old?
Jekyll: To avoid seeing your ugly face in mirrors.
"Stop saying adult words around me, Wilbur."
~Ranboo
Dean: *sitting on the floor* Guys the floor is lava!
Dean: *jumps on the sofa*
Sam: *puts his feet up onto the love seat from where they were on the floor and continues reading his book*
Gabriel: * gets off the sofa and lies face up on the floor*
Dean: Gabe the floor is lava
Gabriel: I know, I welcome the sweet relief of death.
Sam: Gabe are you okay?
Gabriel: What do you think, I’m never okay life is meaningless.
Dean: Gabe get on the fucking sofa.
Gabriel: *flips onto the rug* There, I’m not on the floor.
Dean: *sighs* Fuck you Gabe.
Now I feel obligated to main him. I mean, I was going to anyway but this feels like a calling.
Steven: There's right, there is wrong. . . And then there is you.
Jake: So what am I?
Marc: Nothing short of an absolute catastrophe.
*Stiles is cooking*
Erica: Any chance that’s for me?
Stiles: It’s for Derek. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.
Boyd: Huh. I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
jaskier : ladies and gentlemen i give you my new song about the white wolf, geralt of rivia!
tavern goers :
jaskier : i hear you're alive
jaskier : how disappointing
everyone in the tavern :
cas: what are the symptoms of teenage depression?
dean: why are you asking me?
cas: jack was helping with the laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and i heard him say "why has god forsaken me"